Ralson Tires Quotes

#1. Puff, the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea, and frolicked in the Autumn Mist in a land called Honah Lee, little Jacky Paper loved that rascal Puff, and gave him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff.

Peter Yarrow

#2. Giving a politician access to your wallet is like giving a dog access to your refrigerator.

Tim Barber

#3. I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.

Joan Rivers

#4. Aggression which is flagitious when committed by one, is not sanctioned when committed by a host.

Herbert Spencer

#5. Best advice that I ever got is to do whatever it takes to make myself happy, so that I'll be able to make others happy. If I'm not happy, I can't make other people happy.

Flavor Flav

#6. Many people are so poor that the only thing they have is money. Cultivate your spiritual growth.

Rodolfo Costa

#7. I think I had one too many drinks last night.
I need to go back and listen to the last 5-6 mins of The Wall.
I passed out.

Sienna McQuillen

#8. Tennis obviously isn't as popular as baseball in the States.

Pete Sampras

#9. You cannot bury someone with the Shereketa spirit for long. Even if they are thrown into problems, they will rise back up.

Archibald Marwizi

#10. Gradually, Hopkins came to see that his battles with despair and darkness were somehow included in God's loving purposes.

Wesley Hill

#11. Be strong. Overflow with emotional and intellectual energy, and you will spread your intelligence, your love, your energy of action broadcast among others! This is what all moral teaching comes to.

Pyotr Kropotkin

#12. The greater part of human activity is designed to make permanent those experiences and joys which are only lovable because they are changing.

Alan Watts

#13. When you hear someone use the word 'meds' instead of the word 'medicine,' chances are they're no stranger to massive doses of mind-altering psychotropic drugs. Back out of the room slowly.

Amy Sedaris

#14. It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?

David Letterman