Top 100 Rachel Vincent Quotes
#1. I was no suffragette, but I was pretty sure the he-can't-control-himself defense was a big, stinky load of horseshit.
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#2. If this had ever happened before, it couldn't be happening now. That's what they mean by 'once in a lifetime'.
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#3. Unfortunately, unless the job description included a translation of the prologue of The Canterbury Tales, I was dreadfully under-qualified.
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#4. Kaylee do you know why you are here?" "Yeah. Because the doors are locked.
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#5. Have either of you seen your mother "
"Yeah " Ethan said and my heart actually skipped a beat.
But I should have known Ethan was joking. "Slim lady. Blue eyes and a gray pageboy " he continued his eyes glistening in appreciation of his own humor. "Answers to the name 'Mom'.
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#6. Not even if you fed me your firstborn, still wet and screaming
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#7. When i was a kid, my mom said that everyone gets one miracle. She said the trick is recognizing yourmiraclefroma distance, so you're ready when it arrives. I'm watching. I'm waiting.
I'm ready for my miracle
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#8. I can't believe they even bothered filling that faculty position again. They might as well rename the class Defense Against the Dark Arts. I mean, seriously, who would answer an ad for this job?
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#9. In the office, Michael sat behind our father's desk, clicking away at the computer with his right hand, and making notes with his left. Ambidextrous freak.
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#10. I feel like my life is a book, and someone turned the page before I was ready, and now I can't follow the story.
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#11. Some day soon, reaper, your mouth is going to be the source of your own destruction."
"That does seem likely, doesn't it?" Tod glanced at me and shrugged. "Until then, it remains a source of my own amusement.
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#12. Careful, pot" Tod said. "Someone might notice your resemblance to the kettle.
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#13. Near-death experiences release a lot of endorphins, resulting in a natural high," Tod whispered. "And it's totally true that one passion feeds another."
"You know we're way past 'near-death', right?"
"My endorphins aren't listening to you.
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#14. The Alpha was backing me up? Instead of Marc? Were the roads of hell slick with ice? Had pigs taken to the skies?
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#15. Change your mind about playing doctor?"
"No, but I hear candy-striper uniforms are pretty cute.
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#16. Are you going to deliver whatever threat Avari sent you with, or are we going to have to start guessing?" Tod said. "I gotta warn you, I'm insanely good at charades.
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#17. You've been shot, Liv.
Oh. How the hell had I missed that?
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#19. Sophie glanced from me to Sabine, then back, scowling. "I'm not scared of her. I can handle myself."
"Yeah, and hissing kittens think they're badass too," Sabine said.
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#20. Apparently the complete works of Shakespeare packed quite a wallop. To think, my mother said I'd never find use for an English degree. Ha! I'd like to see her knock someone silly with an apron and a cookie press.
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#22. Kaylee and Nash are like those rocks that ancient cave people used to make fire. Bang them together, and you get sparks." Sabine said.
"Let's never again use the phrase 'bang them together' in reference to my brother and my girlfriend," Tod mumbled.
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#23. Wow. You guys are like a broken record. Don't you ever get tired of the whole 'knock 'em our and drag 'em back to the cave' routine? 'Cause I swear, Cro-Magnons were more subtle.
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#24. Can't clean up after you anymore, baby brother, so don't punk out. Make it count.
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#25. Here, just like in my own world, popularity was power; survival required the occasional sacrifice of a damaged limb - or a damaged cousin - and alliances were crucial.
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#26. I need you to trust me, even after I'm gone. Even after you've forgotten all of this. Do you trust me, Tod?"
"With everything I have and everything I am. With all my soul.
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#27. Wait, Saturday night?" The ladder-backed chair creaked and I looked up as he leaned forward to eye me in growing suspicion. "I thought you stayed home."
I shrugged and raised one eyebrow at him. "I thought I was human.
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#28. So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately?
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#29. From adult diapers to bedpans? Move over, Elvis, I'm the afterlife of the party!
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#30. But my hands are in the right place." "Heart," I corrected. "Your heart's in the right place." "Yeah, but my hands are in an even better place." And so they were.
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#32. What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?
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#33. But as Luca slid into my passenger seat to accept my offer of a ride home, the most pressing question was already weighing heavy on my mind. What does a warrior princess wear for her first day on the throne?
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#34. What have you eaten today?"
"Humble pie, my own words, and a little crow. All three taste like shit.
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#35. And anyway, considering that her mother dies and her boyfriend's spending a small fortune to get high off someone else's bad breath, I'd say Sophie's next in line for therapy.
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#36. You'll have to give me a minute here. Gravity's a real bitch this morning.
Ian to Kori
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#37. Dad, I can count the number of normal school days I've had this year on one hand.
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#38. I wanted it to be a surprise. I wanted to catch him as a sort of late birthday present. Because your party...well, it kinda sucked, and you deserve to get something you really want for your birthday. Something other than death, horror, and mayhem.
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#39. An hour ago, I would have sworn that a man's body wouldn't fit in a standard trash bag, and that even if it did, it'd be too heavy to lift."
"Pieces always fit better than the whole," he said. "And a corpse weighs less after you drain the blood."
"Spoken like a true psychopath.
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#40. Ask for the impossible, then settle instead for what you really wanted in the first place.
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#41. Wow," Liv said, when I dropped the mallet back into the drawer. "That looked like fun. I call dibs on the next over-the-top destruction of evidence.
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#42. Faythe ... ?" The tremor in his voice broke my heart. Then understanding surfaced, and his tear-filled eyes searched mine desperately. "No. No," he whispered through clenched teeth. "This was not wrong. It's the only thing I've done right in months. Don't you dare regret this.
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#43. If you live in the dark long enough, you start to forget what light looks like.
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#44. I laughed and it almost felt good. "Is that a dig at my liquor cabinet?"
Cam smiled. "That wasn't liquor, it was swill. And that wasn't a cabinet, it was a drawer.
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#45. My dad had a Vincent Black Shadow, which was a quite particular thing: it was the fastest cycle of its era ... It sparked a world for me; when I was old enough, I got a motorcycle.
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#46. Sneak out. He shrugged, as if that should have been a no-brainer. But that was easy for him to say. He was dead. What else could they do to him, take away his birthday?
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#47. And the truth was that most of Nash's friends weren't that bad. Their girlfriends were another story.
Speaking of bloodthirsty hyenas ...
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#48. He couldn't be serious. He was not accusing Marc of wanting me dead! If that wasn't the pot calling the kettle black, I'd ... I'd ... pound the shit out of the pot myself!
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#49. It's your turn to talk," Tod said when several seconds had elapsed in pensive, angry silence from the hellion. "Negotiation is like playing tennis with words instead of balls. I thought you'd be better at this, considering your apparent lack of balls.
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#50. That damn mara was an emotional ninja, sneaking up on your heart when you least expected it.
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#51. Standing, I turned to face my father. "It's the same as the scent on Moore. It's definitely a foreign cat, but it's ... more, somehow." Ethan snickered at my unintentional pun, but I ignored him.
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#52. But I'd take a slashed throat over a broken neck any day. At least that way I'd get to bleed all over his shoes. One final fuck-you before I died.
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#53. Just smart enough to be dangerous, it turned out, wasn't really very smart at all.
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#54. Sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.
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#55. I will never marry you. I will never have sex with you voluntarily. And the day you touch me without permission will be the day you swallow your own testicles whole. Do you understand?
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#56. He was beyond gorgeous. But Eastlake High was full of pretty people who acted like total freaks. I blame the local water supply. Which was why I drank bottled water.
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#57. Come near me and I'll rip your wings off and beat you with them.
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#58. That's because Tod never brings anything but death and bad advice," I snapped.
"That's not true." Tod tried to grin, "Sometimes I bring pizza.
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#61. You thought you could figure that out online? Somehow I don't think hellions are much into social networking.
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#62. Eastlake High makes Buffy's hellmouth look like a crack in the sidewalk.
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#63. You want a magic wand, so you can walk around smacking people with it until everything's just the way you like it.
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#64. My shirt got torn in a fight. Yours evidently has a fast-release tab.
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#65. I grabbed another. Aerosmith. Nope, can't throw classic Aerosmith. I snatched a copy of the Thompson Twins' greatest hits and chucked it at him.
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#66. You're not lost, Kaylee. You can't ever be lost, because I'll always know where you are. And if I'm not there with you, I'm on my way, and nothing standing between us will be standing for very long.
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#67. Hey, do you wanna go out for ... " His words melted with a sigh when he noticed Tod, but then he rallied with a smile. "Hi, Tod, I didn't realise you were here. In my daughter's bedroom. With the door closed."
"Happy to be here," Tod said, and I groaned out loud.
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#68. Wow. What would you do if I said I was angry?'
'I would make fire rain from the heavens to smite your enemies with the flames of our shared rage.
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#69. What if the house catches fire?"
"Roast marshmallows. And if it floods, you'll go down with the ship. If there's a tornado, I'll meet both you and this house in Oz, after my shift. Got it?
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#70. I'm searching for a shred of humanity in that shriveled tangle of arteries you call a heart.
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#71. So could we please not mob the three-thousand-plus-year-old reaper like tweens at a boy-band concert?
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#72. You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot ...
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#74. I swear on my life that I do not do these things on purpose,
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#75. The truth is like a disease, let's hope it spreads.
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#76. How is it wrong to put everything you have into getting what you want most in the world?
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#77. Yeah. She wants him back and has decided I'm in her way. But I have news for that little sleep-terrorist
it's going to take more than a couple of bad dreams to scare me off, so I hope she has something bigger up her sleeve.
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#78. I'd just stepped out of the kiddie pool and into the deep end, with no floaties. And drowning was not an option.
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#79. Ethan was loyal and funny and protective. When we were little, he was the brother most likely to make me cry - and mostly likely to wipe away my tears.
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#80. That's because your new tracker couldn't find his own dick in the dark.
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#81. A wolf will growl to warn you that it's angry and a bull will paw the ground before charging. Rattlesnakes rattle, cats moan and hiss, and hyenas grunt and cackle. But a man will smile right in your face as he drives a knife into your heart.
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#82. What are you gonna say?" Emma asked. " 'I'm not sure I want you back, but I'm sure I don't want your ex-con ex-girlfriend to have you, either'? Yeah. That'll start this little triangle off on the right foot.
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#84. Just FYI, in your case, I think it's okay to fear the reaper.
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#85. shuffled their way through the cattle shoots in front of each restaurant's counter.
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#86. Kaylee, you're adding two and two and coming up with seven.
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#87. I should have mixed something stronger than Coke floats.
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#88. Anger is great. It's powerful, when you need something to hold you up. Something to steel your spine. But in the dark, when you're alone with the truth, anger can't survive. The only thing that can live in the dark with you is fear.
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#89. I think we should all earn our place in the world. [ ... ] We owe the world something. We owe the world everything.
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#90. Tod laughed. He was always able to find the humour in even the creepiest situations. I'd thought that it was an undead thing, until I became a member of the undead. Then I realized it was a Tod-thing.
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#91. That boy is a fool, Jace growled. Then he bent toward me and tilted my face up, and that was the kiss that changed my life. The kiss that opened my eyes and woke up my body, and showed me exactly what I'd been missing.
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#92. My mother turned towards me with a coffeepot in each hand, her jaw dangling somewhere near her collarbone. You'd think she'd never seen me naked, when I knew for a fact I'd been born that way.
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#93. I don't have you, and without you, it feels like what I do have doesn't matter.
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#94. Son of a motherfucking, ass-reaming, shit-eating, hell-dodging soulless bitch!
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#95. I'm pretty good with knives. I'm so good, in fact, that I could sever your testicles with one hand and slice open your throat with the other, and you'd go into shock so fast you'd die without ever knowing you'd spilled a fucking drop of blood.
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#96. Nash has been the sun lighting up the horizon of my life, outshining everything else in my world. I'd thought once that he was to good to be true. Turns out I was right.
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#97. Pain is what I feed from when nothing else will nourish the noxious fury in my heart. It's what I cling to when everything else - everyone else - slips right between my grasping fingers.
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#98. Jace. This can't happen." I closed my eyes, thinking it would be easier to say without him looking back at me. But it wasn't. "This isn't about us. I can't leave Marc.
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#99. You just turned down the woman who put a marshmallow duck in your hot chocolate. I hope you feel like a real asshole now.
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#100. There were a million What Ifs that could have stopped the whole thing. A million things I wished I'd done differently. But in the end, I was left with what actually happened. With my mistakes and his.
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