Qwilleran Barn Quotes

#1. The compulsive talker must go through the herculean transformation of learning to quit or must become a great monologuist.

Norman Mailer

#2. The aim of those who try to control thought is always the same. They find one single explanation of the world, one system of thought and action that will (they believe) cover everything; and then they try to impose that on all thinking people.

Gilbert Highet

#3. The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake.

Steve Allen

#4. It only takes 30 seconds to pluck my eyebrows, but it hurts. I have to tweeze 'em in the middle once a week. Otherwise, I look like Bert from 'Sesame Street.'

Freddie Prinze Jr.

#5. When I was a kid at first I wanted to own a candy shop. I guess every kid wants to - we just want to have access - free access.

Franka Potente

#6. I think Miller is better looking than that guy," Sunny says. "Yeah, but you have an unusual affinity for yetis, so that's not really a surprise.

Helena Hunting

#7. The letters Y, E and S danced on my tongue and shimmied between my teeth.

Gabrielle Tozer

#8. That night's show was watched by ten million people, so I guess that director at The Second City who said the audience "didn't want to see a sketch with two women" can go shit in his hat.

Tina Fey

#9. I have always thought it was a terrible shame that the women's movement didn't realise how much easier it was to reach people by making them laugh than by shaking a fist and saying, 'Don't you see how oppressed you are?'

Nora Ephron

#10. We are not killing, we are saving.......a billion dreams.

Sumit Agarwal

#11. "Well
I don't know
the cops might not respond too well to you looking through their windows with a telescope."

Tom Upton

#12. I am Aragorn son of Arathorn; and if by life or death I can save you, I will.' There

J.R.R. Tolkien

#13. Above all else, above the mechanics, even, a doctor should be thoroughly grounded in morality.

M.R. Graham

#14. The things that stop you having sex with age are exactly the same as those that stop you riding a bicycle.

Alex Comfort

#15. Even witches sing the blues,

Charlaine Harris