Quotes On Time Management By Mahatma Gandhi

#1. After finishing my drink I feel a pressure in my lower regions, and I realize I have to piss. Since the Dead don't drink, urination is a rare event. I hope I can remember how to do it.

Isaac Marion

#2. It was like orderin a hamburger and getting only the buns
(After Brooke White of season 7 on american idol sang the song 'Hero'
by Mariah Carey)

Simon Cowell

#3. Fuck me, shut the fuck up," Cal entered the conversation, glaring at both Ryker and Devin. "Caked. Jesus. Seriously? Are we talkin' about cakes?

Kristen Ashley

#4. The trouble with treating people as equals is that the first thing you know they may be doing the same thing to you.

Peter De Vries

#5. I waded in the water and dunked a little and stood looking up at the splendorous night sky, Avalokitesvara's ten-wondered universe of dark and diamonds.

Jack Kerouac

#6. It's about women. It's about power and it's about women and you just hate those two words in the same sentence, don't you?

Joss Whedon

#7. The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it.

Will Rogers

#8. As a rule, pawn endings have a forced character, and they can be worked out conclusively.

Mark Dvoretsky

#9. God descends to earth like fresh spring rain, and at every level his grace is received differently. For some it feels like love, for others like salvation. It feels like safety and warmth at one level, like coming home at another.

Deepak Chopra

#10. Pulaski had never been one for the overwrought plot; any entanglement he could imagine between these two lines of evidence was willful to the point of insanity.

Garth Risk Hallberg

#11. People are ready to acknowledge some of their faults, but will admit to others only with reluctance.

Epictetus