Top 6 Quotes For Sixth Grade Graduation

#1. I'm George Bush. I'm the president.

Shaquille O'Neal

#2. The paintings by dead men who were poor most of their lives are the most valuable pieces in my collection. And if an artist wants to really jack up the prices of his creations, may I suggest this: suicide.

Kurt Vonnegut

#3. On My Eighth-Grade Graduation Ceremony They're celebrating you graduating from eighth grade? We just went to your sixth-grade graduation two goddamned years ago! Jesus Christ, why don't they just throw a fucking party every time you properly wipe your ass?

Justin Halpern

#4. I'm married now, so I have a life. I had to get a life. That's one thing I really had to do, you know. You do that kind of work on television series after television series and you don't have a life. So, that's part of what I did while I was gone, I got a life.

Kate Jackson

#5. Men must turn square corners when they deal with the Government.

Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

#6. There'll always be a market for shit, of course. Just look at Jeffrey Archer! He writes like old people fuck doesn't he?

Stephen King

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