Quotes For Late Christmas Gifts

#1. Too many writers get stuck in the trap of writing what they think is funny and not considering who they are writing it for.

Robin Thede

#2. In this world we live in a mixture of time and eternity. Hell would be pure time.

Simone Weil

#3. Why don't - " He stopped abruptly and took a breath. "Normally I'm good at being polite, but with you, I have to try very hard."

"Were you trying very hard the two times you've compared me to a prostitute today?

Kelly Zekas

#4. And here's the good part: He got a tongue could measure twenty-one inches. Bet Mrs. Giraffe likes that one.

Janet Evanovich

#5. Everybody loves a deal on a restaurant or skydiving or laser-hair removal.

Andrew Mason

#6. Every woman should shave her head once in her life, to experience what it feels like.

Bai Ling

#7. Lives based on having are less free than lives based either on doing or being.

William James

#8. I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.

Russell Brand

#9. But I say that we are the enemies of society, and so much the worse for society. We are the enemies of society, for society is the enemy of humanity, its oldest and its most pitiless enemy.

G.K. Chesterton

#10. The soul is here for its own joy.

Jalaluddin Rumi

#11. When you shoot an independent movie you have a very limited amount of time, and you don't want to be that actor, when a poor director is trying to get through a movie, that you're asking at every second to discuss performance.

Isla Fisher

#12. Parents would rather have their son get all-state than his team win the state championship.

Don Meyer

#13. I try to make two movies a year. To me, that's not too much. On top of that, I like to work.

Nicolas Cage

#14. With an ocean between you and your European friends, you have to keep them in your heart.

Sammy Davis Jr.

#15. We all dream / isn't that the point?

Dakota Lane