Quotes For Chief Guest Speech

#1. Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Phyllis Diller

#2. The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the wrong track?

Erma Bombeck

#3. You can build a much more wonderful company on love than you can on fear.

Kip Tindell

#4. By his own admission, he would rather run ten miles, leap a five-bar gate and climb a big hill than engage in any athletic activity.

Terry Pratchett

#5. As Albert Einstein once said to me: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity." But what is much more widespread than the actual stupidity is the playing stupid, turning off your ear, not listening, not seeing ... playing helpless.

Frederick Salomon Perls

#6. So long as it fated, fate didn't care what it fated.

China Mieville

#7. The Heart Break Kid does not rest in peace. He can stay up ALL NIIIGHT!

Shawn Michaels

#8. All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.

Francois De La Rochefoucauld

#9. Want to lose weight? Kick a bad habit? Well you might want to try hypnosis! ... no longer regarded as mere hocus-pocus, it's been shown as an effective means of helping people quit smoking, shed pounds, reduce stress, and end phobias.

Jane Pauley