Quotes For A Friend's Funeral

#1. Don't you just hate it when you go to a friend's funeral and you get kidnapped?

James Patterson

#2. Don't do your best, do my best.

Adam Carolla

#3. I've been doing everything I can to reach out and understand why people voted against me. They were trying to send a message. I have to be more sensitive in the way I express myself, and I have to be more thoughtful in the positions I take.

James P. Moran

#4. But I'm also a vegetarian so there's another factor I guess.

Radha Mitchell

#5. The ability to see into the future the consequences of your choices in the present.

Andy Andrews

#6. you seldom hear, at a funeral, a friend of the deceased saying, "What do you expect, she wore L'Heure Bleue,

Luca Turin

#7. The fact that I have no remedy for all the sorrows of the world is no reason for my accepting yours. It simply supports the strong probability that yours is a fake.

H.L. Mencken

#8. I liked to watch anime in the original Japanese even though I couldn't speak a single word of the language.

S.M. Reine

#9. I have met people that said when their friend was dying, they made them promise that their funeral would be a party without people sitting in silence and in sadness. They want to celebrate their life and the life they lived and I try to adhere to that more.

Andrew W.K.

#10. Michael O'Sullivan was my great friend. But I don't ever remember telling him that. The words that are spoken at a funeral are spoken too late for the man who is dead.

Ian Bannen

#11. I'm riding beside my best friend, and I tell him, in the same offhand tone my mother had used, That's my grandfather's funeral, and he looks at me as if I'm insane.

Nick Flynn

#12. A friend of mine said something powerful at his grandfather's funeral. He said that the greatest lesson from his grandfather's life was that he died empty, because he accomplished everything he wanted, with no regrets. I think that, along with leaving a legacy, would be the greatest sign of success.

Marvin Sapp

#13. Bulldogs have been known to fall on their swords when confronted by my superior tenacity.

Margaret Halsey

#14. Life is the unfolding of the latent capacities of the soul.

Sivananda

#15. I had a sort of classic moment when a friend of mine rang up and said she'd just been to a funeral, and in the middle of the eulogy, this kid had taken out the phone and had a whole proper text conversation - while everyone was weeping!

Beeban Kidron

#16. I find too there are few Friendships in the World Marriage-Proof; especially when the Person our Friend marries has not a Soul particularly capable of the Tenderness of that Endearment ... we may generally conclude the Marriage of a Friend to be the Funeral of a Friendship ...

Katherine Philips

#17. I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

Steven Wright

#18. Fuck you. Hunter (I decided not to call him Liam anymore - Liam was a nice name for a nice guy, and it didn't fit this bastard at all) glanced at his friend, then rubbed a hand over his face. For a minute he looked tired. Jackass. I was going to laugh at his funeral.

Joanna Wylde

#19. Nobody really wants to be your friend when they discover that you work with dead people.

Rebecca McNutt

#20. I know when things are going to get me a little nervous, because nervous to me feels good.

Misty May-Treanor

#21. Books are all the dreams we would most like to have and like dreams they have the power to change consciousness.

Victor Nell

#22. Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.

L.J.Smith