Quotes About Your Hairstylist

#1. To divine the course of world events, you'd do as well to probe the entrails of dead animals. Better still, ask your hairstylist. She will be at least as insightful and probably more entertaining a prophet than anyone you can read in Foreign Affairs or the op-ed page of the Washington Post.

Andrew Bacevich

#2. Be nice to your hairstylist. It's an instant gratification! It doesn't matter how badly their day has gone, in that moment they feel amazing. And the hairdresser has made them feel that way.

Tabatha Coffey

#3. People are obsessed with my haircut; everyone wants to do something with my hair before the ceremony. Very senior figures tell me their hairstylist wants to do my hair for free. It's surprising. People from television are interested almost exclusively in aspects of my hair and my hairdresser.

Ada Yonath

#4. I'm in love with wigs. I get them custom-made, and I have my hairstylist shape them to my head. I can go from short to long in less than a minute!

Kelly Rowland

#5. The characteristic of the present age is craving credulity.

Benjamin Disraeli

#6. Clowns are vicious
they're all nefarious grins
and if you hung out with a bunch of clowns in a bar, pretty soon it would turn into a horror movie. Nefarious means evil. It's nothing to do with Rastas.

Jenni Fagan

#7. My hairstylist taught me a trick for my hair. You section off your hair and put them up in these crazy little knots and then it looks like you curled your hair. It's saved me so much time 'cause on the road you don't have time or plugs to plug your curling iron in.

Sara Bareilles

#8. I never belonged anywhere. I just felt like a creature from another planet.

Siobhan Fahey

#9. The nurse of full-grown souls is solitude.

James Russell Lowell

#10. There are some styles I do not want to take credit for and usually these hairstyles are on the heads of customers who are only too happy to spread the word.

Marlin Bressi

#11. I'm consistently on record and will continue to be on record as opposing concealed carry.

Barack Obama

#12. It seems everyone in Hollywood is getting pinched, lifted and pulled. I'm looking weird because I'm not.

Robert Redford

#13. If I weren't performing, I'd be a beauty editor or a therapist. I love creativity, but I also love to help others. My mother was a hairstylist, and they listen to everyone's problems - like a beauty therapist!

Beyonce Knowles

#14. Growing up, I was the preferred hairstylist for all of my friends.

Mary J. Blige

#15. Men just didn't seem to 'take'. It was like a perm gone bad. You paid all that money because you thought what you are doing would make you happy, and then the hairstylist fucked it up and you had to live with it until it went away.

Raven Willow-Wood

#16. My hairstylist uses the Bumble & Bumble hairspray, which is the best smelling hairspray there is!

Ella Eyre

#17. A Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, John Edwards, Howard Dean, George Soros, or Al Gore looks - no, acts - like he either came out of a hairstylist's salon or got off a Gulfstream.

Victor Davis Hanson

#18. My father was a sergeant with the Connecticut state police. My mother was a hairstylist.

Michael Bergin

#19. We should Google it. Don't sneer at me.

Liane Moriarty

#20. In real life, I swear by Edge Control by Olive Oil. My hairstylist hates it, but it's everything to me. And I mean everything! It's like a perm in a little jar of gel.

Tasha Smith

#21. I'm just a sucker even talking to you guys. I should be ready to rip your heads off your necks. But it's just not the right thing to do

Mike Tyson

#22. Vidal Sassoon was the most famous hairstylist in the history of the world.

John Paul DeJoria

#23. Only a teen girl would be afraid of an evil hairstylist.

Simon Holt

#24. I'm very fortunate to have been raised in my family. I learned early about the importance of giving back.

Patrick Schwarzenegger