Quotes About Your Future Boyfriend

#1. I googled "what to do when your future werewolf mate/boyfriend/best friend courts you and brings you a dead rabbit." First, there was a lot of porn. Then I found a recipe for Maltese rabbit stew. It was delicious. The stew, not the porn. The porn was weird. GORDO

T.J. Klune

#2. My boyfriend dumped me. My best friend won't talk to me. My future is in a garbage can. Everything has turned to crap. Can you please just let me be a sullen teenager. just this once

J.J. Johnson

#3. In Paris, the dance was everything. The dance of romance was what a man could remember in his old age. Didn't all young Americans come to Europe in search of that kind of romance?

Peggy Kopman-Owens

#4. wondering if this was how I was going to end up: eccentric and alone.

Pauline Wiles

#5. Those of you who can read I must beg you to read the Bible, and whenever you can get time, study the Bible, and if you can get no other time, spare some of your time from sleep, and learn what the mind and will of God is.

Jupiter Hammon

#6. You loved him. He loved you. You believed in each other. That is what you lost. It doesn't matter whether it's labeled a husband or a boyfriend. You lost the person you love. You lost the future you thought you had.

Taylor Jenkins Reid

#7. I stared back at him with something that, I realize now, was close to cellular recognition. In one glance, he recalled my father, my first boyfriend, my college love, my future.

Alison Singh Gee

#8. I was so results-oriented.

Denise Morrison

#9. What our age lacks is not reflection, but passion.

Soren Kierkegaard

#10. I want my relationship with my future boyfriend to be built on trust, not in alcohol , not in the appearance , and in jealous eyes

Zwaantje Nacion

#11. I enjoy getting any kind of mail. Like, for me, like, the more interesting a letter is, I just get more excited, and I know that this going to be great for my friends who are looking forward to reading that in my comic.

Adrian Tomine

#12. What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes,
And yet never grows?
(Answer: a mountain)

J.R.R. Tolkien

#13. There's few problems an orgasm won't solve.

Michelle Foster

#14. Maybe to become famous is to reassure yourself that whatever you're lacking inside, you've fulfilled that.

Irrfan Khan

#15. Six hours later, when I returned, I was greeted at the door- and this before it was even opened -by the overpowering smell of vinegar. What were my neighbors thinking? That a douche-obsessed woman with a gigantic, three-foot vagina lived next door?

Augusten Burroughs

#16. requisite for a future boyfriend or husband.

Mariana Zapata