Top 30 Quotes About Witticisms
#2. Horrible sense of humor?" Hunter's eyes twinkled as he engaged in our banter. "Compared to your one-word witticisms, I'm a fountain of entertainment.
Katherine McIntyre
#3. To the many, witticisms not only require to be explained, like riddles, but are also like new shoes, which people require to wear many times before they get accustomed to them.
Letitia Elizabeth Landon
#4. The supper was like most Parisian suppers: silence at first, then a burst of unintelligible chatter, then witticisms that were mostly vapid, false rumors, bad reasonings, a little politics and a great deal of slander; they even spoke about new books.
Voltaire
#5. True suffering does not know itself and never calculates.
Mahatma Gandhi
#6. So why did you get shot? One of your witticisms go awry? (Nekoda)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#7. Avoid witticisms at the expense of others.
Horace Mann
#8. I have just now come from a party where I was its life and soul; witticisms streamed from my lips, everyone laughed and admired me, but I went away - yes, the dash should be as long as the radius of the earth's orbit - - - - - - - - - - - and wanted to shoot myself.
Soren Kierkegaard
#9. Genuine witticisms surprise those who say them as much as those who listen to them; they arise in us in spite of us, or, at least, without our participation,
like everything inspired.
Joseph Joubert
#10. I have made my own decisions ever since my father died.
Pat Nixon
#11. A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captain's heavy glove. Thus muted, I pumped my codpiece at the duke and tried to force a fart, but my bum tumpet could find no note.
Christopher Moore
#12. My breath caught in my chest. Misunderstood artsy types weren't supposed to smile like that. They were supposed to glance at others condescendingly and ooze sarcastic witticisms. I felt like this guy was going to wiggle his eyebrows and ask me to wrassle
Katherine Pine
#13. You can't rule the world, but what you can do is win the world with love and understanding.
Don King
#14. Using your imagination means that you are using your most powerful tool of creation, manifestation and modification
Dorothy Holder
#15. You know, I might miss some of your witticisms when you're gone, but one thing I won't miss? Your overwhelming sense of melodrama and despair. It's too much even for me.
Richelle Mead
#16. Did all Finns like to make clever witticisms about life? Or was it just this one driver? Tsukuru hoped it was the latter.
Haruki Murakami
#17. If you could literally 'rid' yourself of your problems by voicing them, I'd be all for it. But since that isn't so, why not reserve the spoken word for functional interactions and witticisms, if not declarations of love?
Amity Gaige
#18. Witticisms please as long as we keep them within boundaries, but pushed to excess they cause offense.
Phaedrus
#19. Between the action sequences, the pleasure lies in observing impeccably dressed Brits exchanging barbed witticisms - making it, basically, Downton Abbey with cyber crime and shower sex.
Karina Longworth
#20. If our inconceivably ancient universe even had any beginning, the conditions determining that beginning must even now be engraved in the atomic weights.
Theodore William Richards
#21. All of them would understand, as he did now, that he had crossed a line in himself, he had left their world behind, the decent world of tea parties and suburban witticisms.
Damon Galgut
#22. The time for witticisms is over and the time for wits beginning. If
Robert McCammon
#23. No reference is truly direct - every reference depends on SOME kind of coding scheme. It's just a question of how implicit it is.
Douglas Hofstadter
#26. Sometimes you are damn wrong and you just don't get it.
Deyth Banger
#27. Using no way as a way, having no limitation as limitation.
Bruce Lee
#28. So I don't think I'll make Poet Laureate,
but I swear I'm not twisted and bitter,
If finely-wrought talents
don't weigh in the balance,
I can always write haiku on Twitter.
Rosy Cole
#29. And another regrettable thing about death is the ceasing of your own brand of magic, which took a whole life to develop and market - the quips, the witticisms, the slant adjusted to a few, those loved ones nearest the lip of the stage . . . - JOHN UPDIKE, "Perfection Wasted
Carole Radziwill
#30. One who, while seeking happiness, oppresses with violence other living beings who also desire happinesss, will not find happiness hereafter.
Gautama Buddha
