Quotes About Will Rogers

#1. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Will Rogers

#2. The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort.

Will Rogers

#3. The theater is a great equalizer: it is the only place where the poor can look down on the rich.

Will Rogers

#4. There is two types of Larceny, Petty and Grand. They are supposed to be the same in the eyes of the law, but judges always put a little extra on you for Petty, which is kind of a fine for stupidness.

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#5. Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Will Rogers

#6. You will never get anywhere if you do not do your homework.

Jim Rogers

#7. I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

Mort Sahl

#8. The French couldn't hate us any more unless we helped 'em out in another war.

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#9. Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help them back to bed again.

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#10. If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.

Will Rogers

#11. And if you call one a real estate agent and he won't sell you anything. He is a REALATOR. It's the same as what the old fashioned real estate agent used to be only the commission is different.

Will Rogers

#12. I don't care how little your country is, you got a right to run it like you want to. When the big nations quit meddling then the world will have peace.

Will Rogers

#13. My strongest quality as an actor is taking direction. I will give my performance as a template and if the director gives any instruction, I take that information, process it and morph it into the next take. I love the feeling I get when nailing a scene through direction.

James Preston Rogers

#14. Everything worthwhile is a good idea, but did you ever notice there is more bad ideas that will work than there is good ones?

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#15. The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.

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#16. Both political parties have their good times and bad times, only they have them at different times.

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#17. I recently learned that in an average lifetime a person walks about sixty-five thousand miles. That's two and a half times around the world. I wonder where your steps will take you. I wonder how you'll use the rest of the miles you're given.

Fred Rogers

#18. You know, a Communist's whole life work is based on complaint of how everything is done ... So if they ever get their country running good they will defeat their own cause.

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#19. One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.

Will Rogers

#20. A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles.

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#21. Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life.

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#22. More words ain't good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.

Will Rogers

#23. He who procrastinates will light the long fuse of dynamite.

Geoff Rogers

#24. The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.

Will Rogers

#25. People only learn through two things. One is reading and the other is association with smarter people

Will Rogers

#26. I think when young kids can see Jason Collins, myself and Michael Sam, and Abby Wambach and Megan Rapinoe and different athletes come out, it will definitely change and encourage younger gay men and women to play the sport.

Robbie Rogers

#27. Renaissance cowboy/raconteur Pop Wagner ... deadpan funny ... his presence is like meeting Woody Guthrie and Will Rogers riding a single, many colored horse. Pop is a kind of 'textile genius' who is able to spin, at once, both yarn and rope.

Ron Miles

#28. What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.

Will Rogers

#29. If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

Will Rogers

#30. When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, Look for the helpers. You will always find people who are helping.

Fred Rogers

#31. Congress is deadlocked and can't act.

Will Rogers

#32. Politicians, after all, are not over a year behind public opinion.

Will Rogers

#33. Coolidge made less speeches and got more votes than any man that ever run. (William Jennings) Bryan was listened to and cheered by more people than any single human in politics, and he lost. So there is a doubt just whether talking does you good or harm.

Will Rogers

#34. There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail.

Will Rogers

#35. Americans will feed anyone that's not close to them.

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#36. This country has gotten where it is in spite of politics, not by the aid of it. That we have carried as much political bunk as we have and still survived shows we are a super nation.

Will Rogers

#37. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

#38. There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income.

Will Rogers

#39. They are having quite an argument over Treasury Secretary Mellon's Tax Bill. Mr. Mellon wants to cut the surtax on the rich, and leave it as is on the poor, as there is more poor than rich. I suppose the majority will win.

Will Rogers

#40. The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'

Will Rogers

#41. I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'

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#42. Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Will Rogers

#43. The trouble with land is that they're not making it anymore.

Will Rogers

#44. There's the one thing no nation can ever accuse us of and that is secret diplomacy. Our foreign are an open book, generally a check book.

Will Rogers

#45. I have often said in answer to inquiries as to how I got away with kidding some of our public men, that it was because I liked all of them personally, and that if there was no malice in your heart there could be none in your "Gags", and I have always said I never met a man I dident like.

Will Rogers

#46. A politician is just like a pickpocket; it's almost impossible to get him to reform.

Will Rogers

#47. I'm one hell of a public speaker, baby. I'm going to let them see the pain, but if you turn around and start treating me like some damaged little victim, I will murder you. In your sleep.

Moira Rogers

#48. I represent what is left of a vanishing race, and that is the pedestrian. That I am still able to be here, I owe to a keen eye and a nimble pair of legs. But I know they'll get me someday.

Will Rogers

#49. When we're able to resign ourselves to the wishes that will never come true, there can be enormous energies available within us for whatever we CAN do.

Fred Rogers

#50. Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.

Will Rogers

#51. It is better for some one to think you're a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Will Rogers

#52. Common sense is not an issue in politics
it's an affliction.

Will Rogers

#53. When we leave our child in nursery school for the first time, it won't be just our child's feelings about separation that we will have to cope with, but our own feelings as well-from our present and from our past, parents are extra vulnerable to new tremors from old earthquakes.

Fred Rogers

#54. President Coolidge said, 'I don't want the Government to go into business.' Well, if I was Mr. Coolidge I wouldn't worry over that. The Government never has been accused of being a business man.

Will Rogers

#55. Local conservation programs can help our communities shape thoughtful growth.

Will Rogers

#56. Americans are getting like a Ford car, they all have the same exact parts, the same upholstering and make exactly the same noises.

Will Rogers

#57. Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

#58. Every land or property owner in America would be tickled to death to pay 45 per cent of his profits, if he didn't have to pay anything if he didn't make it.

Will Rogers

#59. My hope for all of us is that 'the miles we go before we sleep' will be filled with all the feelings that come from deep caring
delight , sadness, joy, wisdom
and that in all the endings of our life, we will be able to see the new beginnings.

Fred Rogers

#60. If we could just go back the last two or three years and do our buying a little more carefully, why ... we would be O.K.

Will Rogers

#61. You must never tell a thing. You must illustrate it. We learn through
the eye and not the noggin.

Will Rogers

#62. Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Will Rogers

#63. Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

Will Rogers

#64. We are all ignorant. We are just ignorant about different things.

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#65. Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

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#66. I belong to no organized political party; I'm a Democrat

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#67. My forefathers didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they met the boat.

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#68. Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

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#69. Women are not the weak, frail little flowers that they are advertised. There has never been anything invented yet, including war, that a man would enter into, that a woman wouldn't, too.

Will Rogers

#70. All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

Will Rogers

#71. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

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#72. If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

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#73. There is a hundred things to single you out for promotion in party politics besides ability.

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#74. Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.

Will Rogers

#75. I am proud of the fact there is not a human being that I have got it in for. I never met a man I didn't like.

Will Rogers

#76. Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

Will Rogers

#77. We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

Will Rogers

#78. Your health is the most important commodity that you have. Without it, everything will fall apart - relationships, financial wellbeing, career, school, and so on. It is very important to take good care of yourself.

John Rogers

#79. Government investigations have always contributed more to our amusement than they have to our knowledge.

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#80. You can live with victory over the desires of your flesh. Habits, attitudes, desires, worries, and dissipation must yield as you exercise authority over your mind, emotions, and will.

Adrian Rogers

#81. We do more talking progress than we do progressing.

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#82. Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

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#83. We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

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#84. There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can never tell, till you see it, just how big a liar History is.

Will Rogers

#85. These dust storms ... Poor farmer spent a lifetime fixin' his farm and everything, goes out and looks down at it, and it's up above him.

Will Rogers

#86. Say, did you read what this writer just dug up in George Washington's diary? I was so ashamed I sat up all night reading it.

Will Rogers

#87. The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.

Will Rogers

#88. Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic situation? We spent six years of wild buying on credit - everything under the sun, whether we needed it or not - and now we are having to pay for 'em, and we are howling like a pet coon.

Will Rogers

#89. The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

Will Rogers

#90. Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.

Will Rogers

#91. You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?

Will Rogers

#92. There will never be a time when the old horse is not superior to any auto ever made.

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#93. Pray and doubt; you'll do without. Pray and believe; you will receive.

Adrian Rogers

#94. Any person that don't read at least one well-written country newspaper is not truly informed.

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#95. The stock market has spoiled more appetites than bad cooking.

Will Rogers

#96. I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

Will Rogers

#97. What the Secretary of Agriculture is trying to do is to teach the farmer corn acreage control, and the hogs birth control, and one is just as hard to make understand it as the other.

Will Rogers

#98. I doubt if a charging elephant, or a rhino, is as determined or hard to check as a socially ambitious mother.

Will Rogers

#99. We all joke about Congress but we can't improve on them. Have you noticed that no matter who we elect, he is just as bad as the one he replaces?

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#100. People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

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