Quotes About Wifes

#1. Our ex-wifes always harbour secrets about us that make them irresistable. Until, of course, we remember who we are and what we did and why we are not married anymore.

Richard Ford

#2. You're a sleazy defense lawyer with two ex-wifes and an eight-year-old daughter and we all love you.

Michael Connelly

#3. My wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens

Rodney Dangerfield

#4. The truth now.He was disappointed in human beings.He had seen too many betrayals,too many pitiful weaknesses,too much greed for money and fame.The falseness between lovers,husbands and wifes,fathers,sons,mothers,daughters

Mario Puzo

#5. Your mom's not that bad," said Jim. "Are you trying to make me mad?" "Okay she is." "I knew it. You've never liked her." "What's the right answer?" "So you're just telling me what I want to hear?" Jim reached over and put a hand on his wifes. "I love you.

Tim Dorsey

#6. Glamour is an imaginative process that creates a specific emotional response: a sharp mixture of projection, longing, admiration, and aspiration. It evokes an audience's hopes and dreams and makes them seem attainable, all the while maintaining enough distance to sustain the fantasy.

Virginia Postrel

#7. Sometimes when we think we are keeping a secret, the secret is actually keeping us.

Frank Warren

#8. Ambition and love are the wings of great actions.

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

#9. Strength isn't measurable, it's inside of each of us and we need to find it when we feel weak.

Corinne Michaels

#10. A lot of the websites built through the 1990s used Perl. The first webmaster of Sun Microsystems coined a wonderful phrase. He said Perl is the duck tape of the Internet - it's this language that people would write all these scripts that make things just work.

Tim O'Reilly