Quotes About Wife And Mother In Law

#1. This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and mother-in-law. what did i do to deserve this?

John Corwin

#2. Wherever you find a wife and mother-in-law slugging it out, you'll find a son who's not speaking up to either his mother or his wife.

Harriet Lerner

#3. Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

Hubert H. Humphrey

#4. The very first time I did standup, I went to an open mike on the Lower East Side at a place that doesn't exist anymore. And it was one of those open mikes that wasn't really just for comedy.

Jessi Klein

#5. You'll get your head shot off, Jem.

Harper Lee

#6. [My mother is] a half-Chinese, half-Jamaican woman, who grew up the ninth of nine kids, getting a law degree from Harvard. Academically brilliant, but also incredibly strong-willed and ethical. My mother was like that, my sister is, and my wife is too.

Harry Connick Jr.

#7. For about seven years. I really like it there. There are a lot of great musicians. The scene is very open. A lot of stuff going on. People's ears are really open, they are not closed. A lot of scenes here, people just get tunnel vision and are into one thing.

John Zorn

#8. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary.

Gerard Way

#9. The best compliment that has ever been given to me was, I was at the airport one day and a guy came in and said, 'Lionel, my wife loves you, the kids love you, my mother-in-law loves you, the family loves you.'

Lionel Richie

#10. So are you saying that we're all just, like, really excellent sheep?

William Deresiewicz

#11. The paramount destiny and mission of woman is to fulfill the noble and benign offices of wife and mother. That is the law of the Creator.

Joseph P. Bradley

#12. Drugs are bad for you. They will fuck you up.

Kurt Cobain

#13. It is natural for us, as human beings, to look forward. Our eyes naturally look ahead. In this sense, we are made for moving toward a goal.

Daisaku Ikeda

#14. We don't have enough data about how lifestyle decisions impact our health.

Anne Wojcicki

#15. The mother of a trophy wife is not automatically a trophy mother-in-law.

John Grisham

#16. If you change the right mind, then that person can perhaps change the world.

Paul Haggis

#17. My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her.

Lenny Bruce

#18. Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.

Tim Heaton

#19. You know you've built a product that can hit the mainstream when your wife, your father, and your mother-in-law can get involved.

Josh Kopelman

#20. I honor the place within you where, when you are in that place in you and I am in that place in me, there is only one of us.

Mahatma Gandhi

#21. There are moments when, like all of us, you get a bit self-conscious and you'd rather not be living any of your day in public. Those are the awkward times, but you've got to have fun with it.

Benedict Cumberbatch