Quotes About Wedding Guests

#1. A story must be exceptional enough to justify its telling. We storytellers are all ancient mariners, and none of us is justified in stopping wedding guests, unless he has something more unusual to relate than the ordinary experiences of every average man and woman.

Thomas Hardy

#2. I imagine the wedding guests at Cana were awed and pleased by Jesus turning the water to wine. I also suspect that many guests in detox centers around the world today would think it a much greater miracle if, at least for them, the good Lord would retroactively turn the wine back to water.

Joe Beaton

#3. Pain is temporary, glory ... lasts forever!

George Best

#4. The only male singer who I've seen besides myself and who's better than me
that is Michael Jackson.

Frank Sinatra

#5. Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in order to exploit the human race.

Blake Edwards

#6. Shouldn't the preacher who married the couple in the first place have to fly back in on a broomstick for that, too - that moving on? Shouldn't there be some ritual involving a long walk over hot coals while all the guests who'd been at the wedding watched, weeping, throwing stones at your bare

Laura Kasischke

#7. Wedding was quiet and small, home they shared was soulless, their food bland. Sarla and her husband felt like guests in that home rather than family. They wondered what had happened to their son.

Shilpi Somaya Gowda

#8. I heard of a tradition," said Thorne, "where the guests are supposed to make a bunch of raucous noise outside of the bridal chambers on the wedding night, until you give us candy and send us away."
Scarlet glared at him. "Yeah, please don't do that.

Marissa Meyer

#9. He's a tough little son of a biscuit eater. (Bubba)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#10. Women need to know that their baby's health depends on them event before conception.

Debby Hamilton

#11. What the bride should do is call guests who have young children and say: 'I'd love to have the kids at the wedding, but we won't have room. Would you get a baby sitter, and when we get back from our honeymoon, we'll have you guys over?'

Letitia Baldrige

#12. In the year 415, the woman scientist Hypatia, head of the legendary Alexandria library, was beaten to death by Christian monks who considered her a pagan. The leader of the monks, Cyril, was canonized a saint.

James A. Haught

#13. I've met so many of my idols, but the one person that has eluded me is Bono. But because he's done 'Spider-Man,' I keep thinking maybe, through a Broadway connection, somehow our paths will eventually merge.

Idina Menzel

#14. I hate parties.
And a wedding is the biggest party of all.
All the guests arrived and Orpheus is taking a shower.
He's always taking a shower when the guests arrive so he doesn't have to greet them.
Then I have to greet them.

Sarah Ruhl

#15. Even the moon was embarrassed by the beauty of Barcelona.

Andrew Barger

#16. Anastasia: Five hundred guests should be plenty.
Jack: Yes, five hundred guests sounds like a nice small wedding.

Anthony E. Thorogood