Top 100 Quotes About Wanda
#1. If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
Wanda Sykes
#2. It really is, to see that this kind of music is still so popular.
Wanda Jackson
#3. I'm a black, gay woman. I think the only way to make the GOP hate me more is if I sent them a video of me rolling around on a pile of welfare checks.
Wanda Sykes
#4. Writing can make life enjoyable, write your dreams....
Wanda Smith
#5. Usually, there's nothing being thrown toward the stage or at me. Then I feel pretty good about it.
Wanda Sykes
#6. I have a well-balanced show. It's 50/50 on men/women, and also African-American/white writers, it's the same thing. I have four African-American writers, and four non-African-American writers.
Wanda Sykes
#7. I'll be writing as long as I can hold a pen in my curled, crimped arthritic hands and then I'll dictate it, if it comes to that. They'll have to pry my pen out of my cold, dead fingers - and even then, I'll fight 'em for it. Guaranteed.
Wanda Lea Brayton
#8. OTTO. Apes don't read philosophy.
WANDA. Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it.
John Cleese
#9. You could have a hit in California that no one had heard of in Oklahoma.
Wanda Jackson
#10. My truest desire is fellowship with good friends, the love of a caring family, and a close relationship with God.
Wanda E. Brunstetter
#11. Sleep deficit and an anemic pocketbook dictate my erratic lifestyle.
Wanda Coleman
#12. I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
Wanda Sykes
#13. Thanks, Jeb," Kyle said.
"Shut the hell up, Kyle. Just keep you fat mouth shut. I'm dead serious about shooting you, you worthless maggot.
Stephenie Meyer
#14. Ian squeezed my hand and leaned in to whisper through all the hair. His voice was so low that I was the only one who could hear. 'I held you in my hand, Wanderer. And you were so beautiful.
Stephenie Meyer
#15. Perhaps without the lows, the highs could not be reached.
Stephenie Meyer
#16. I never kissed a bear, I've never kissed a goon, but I can shake a chicken in the middle of a room.
Wanda Jackson
#17. The minute you become something they don't want to look at, they stop looking at you. It's that simple. You join the void. That much I'm sure of."
Ford, G.M. (2012-07-17). Who In Hell Is Wanda Fuca? (A Leo Waterman Mystery) (Kindle Locations 2431-2432). AmazonEncore. Kindle Edition.
G.M. Ford
#19. For the surface, I'm not interested in painterly convention. It's more interesting if it looks like it painted itself.
Wanda Koop
#20. But sometimes the women writers will pitch something and I'll hear it, but the men will keep talking.
Wanda Sykes
#21. What is behind you is forgotten. You can't remember danger and difficulty when it is behind you
Wanda Rutkiewicz
#22. All these teenagers tell us how much they want to grow up and then when they do they want to be young again.
Wanda Sykes
#23. I'm very interested in how colour and shape are perceived.
Wanda Koop
#24. It's always better to be kind. I'm glad I know why. -Wanda
Stephenie Meyer
#25. I know every time I fly, I get checked twice: they stop me at security, and then, they get me again at the gate. And last time, it was so bad, they actually made me go through the machine with the luggage.
Wanda Sykes
#26. If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
Wanda Sykes
#27. I'm always thinking of stuff; I just don't sit down and write it. I come up with material more as I go along; if something funny happens, I'll make a note of it on my phone.
Wanda Sykes
#28. Back then, I was doing more of my impression of what a comic is supposed to do.
Wanda Sykes
#29. It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
#30. I have a funny family, but none of them are remotely in show business.
Wanda Sykes
#31. Avoid getting wrapped up in things - especially status purchases - as these often come at the expense of people and relationships.
Wanda Urbanska
#32. I learned so much about recording and about singing on records from Ken Nelson.
Wanda Jackson
#33. As if channeling Robbe-Grillet, who strove to establish 'new relations between man and the world,' Sesshu Foster's electrifying prose poems tenderly examine then fiercely weave stark-and-broken realities into luminous dream-like narratives on the game of life.
Wanda Coleman
#34. Many have referred to [Lewis] Carroll's rhymes as nonsense, but in my childhood world - Los Angeles in the '50s - they made perfect sense.
Wanda Coleman
#35. I know
Okay, Sorry. I am.
Look, I'm human. It's hard to be fair sometimes. We don't always feel the right thing, do the right thing
Stephenie Meyer
#36. Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.
Wanda Sykes
#37. This was not just any urn. It was a cremation urn, housing the powdered remains of Mrs. Pule's mother Wanda, a woman so mean and nasty that she had it put in writing that upon her death she wished to be cremated and have her ashes scattered over people who had annoyed her.
Gerry Swallow
#38. Took out Skinny Minnie, Long Tall Sally, and Short Fat Fanny, but I'm kinda fonda Wanda.
Neil Young
#39. Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don't give a damn. You tell them, 'Hey, I just got back from the motherland.' They're like, 'Where'd you go - Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?'
Wanda Sykes
#40. Ready to be humiliated, Wanda?" Wes taunted. "You may have taken the planet, but you're losing this game.
Stephenie Meyer
#41. They're dressing like in the 50's when they come out to the shows, and many of them have vintage cars.
Wanda Jackson
#42. I don't understand why people really get upset about something that doesn't affect them at all.
Wanda Sykes
#43. If something pops in my mind and it's easy, I write it.
Wanda Jackson
#44. I wish I felt energetic and could paint all the time, because there are so many paintings I'd like to do.
Wanda Koop
#45. I'm still learnin'. I pick up something from every performer I watch.
Wanda Jackson
#46. Whatever I talk about is what I'm interested in at the time. Politics are big with me. But being a mom is taking up most of my time. My act is more family-oriented than it is about politics.
Wanda Sykes
#47. God gave people tear ducts for a good reason, and folks shouldn't be too stubborn to use them.
Wanda E. Brunstetter
#48. I knew something was wrong with the economy when the shampoo girl at my salon closed on a six bedroom house.
Wanda Sykes
#49. Delight thyself also in the LORD: and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart. PSALM 37:4
Wanda E. Brunstetter
#50. Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition.
- Steve Jobs
Wanda Krause
#51. Woman's fatal weakness is to desire sympathy and comprehension.
Wanda
Ouida
#52. What gets me is when celebrities aren't allowed to have an opinion on anything political. There's the whole 'Shut up and sing' thing.
Wanda Sykes
#53. There's an assumption that because I'm an artist, I've got all the time in the world.
Wanda Koop
#54. Since when did I become the spokesperson for nappy-headed hos?
Wanda Sykes
#55. The house of the Lord doesn't filter out the flock - Wanda Lovell
Britney Spears
#56. You know what, I think maybe it's because men like to fart, and the host wants to be able to sit in his writers' room and just pass gas freely. Me, I'm a lady. I'm dainty. I know to get up and leave the room and go to my office.
Wanda Sykes
#57. I felt like I was being attacked, personally attacked - our community was attacked. Now, I gotta get in their face. I'm proud to be a woman. I'm proud to be a black woman. And I'm proud to be gay.
Wanda Sykes
#59. You know the economy is bad when illegals start complaining that Americans are taking their jobs.
Wanda Sykes
#60. Listen up, Wanda. I know exactly what you don't want to be. But we're human, and we're selfish, and we don't always do the right thing. We aren't going to let you go. Deal with it.
Stephenie Meyer
#62. With a black president, I can relax ... I can dance in public ... I can buy a whole watermelon now.
Wanda Sykes
#63. If you're afraid of something, then reach deep inside and face it head-on.
Wanda E. Brunstetter
#64. Melanie: well, tell him
wanda: what will happen then?
melanie: you know what will happen. kyle broke the rules. jeb will shoot him, or they'll kick him ou. meybe ian will beat the snot out of him first.that would be fun to watch.
Stephenie Meyer
#65. I did films with Wanda Ventham, Benedict's mother, and we lived in the same area, in Kensington. So I'd be out with my pram and Wanda and I would be talking and there was poor little Benedict, who I suppose was about four, standing there while we were gossiping in the high street for hours!
Una Stubbs
#66. I can scare the pants off the holiest ghost.
Def Leppard
#67. I truly love you, Ian. With my whole soul, I love you." - Wanda
"I truly love you, too, my Wanderer." - Ian O' Shea
Stephenie Meyer
#68. Take control of your destiny. Believe in yourself. Ignore those who try to discourage you. Avoid negative sources, people, places, things and habits. Don't give up and don't give in.
Wanda Carter
#69. I think the worst one [indian mascot] is the Cleveland Indians' Big Chief Wahoo. It's just a red face on a baseball with a big, toothy grin. It's the Sambo of all other offensive mascots. I have never seen a Native American smile that hard before, not even at a casino opening.
Wanda Sykes
#70. Something I've never seen in all my lives. I'm staring at ... hope. - Wanda
Stephenie Meyer
#71. Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.
Wanda Sykes
#72. When my parents send me emails the first 3 are blank.
Wanda Sykes
#73. Someone said, "Hey, Wanda," and I deduced that this was Wanda. This is why I am such a good reporter.
Chris Fabry
#74. There have never been so many women in the music industry, but they're doing ballads and pop. Where's the new Joan Jetts and the Wanda Jacksons and the Debbie Harrys, all these strong women? I wanna be the woman that rocks.
Imelda May
#75. And Dad's to celebrate Christmas Eve. It was going to be a happy time - her and Martin's first Christmas together. No! No! No!
Wanda E. Brunstetter
#76. When I'm not on T.V. or working on a movie, I'm on the road doing stand-up. That's my roots.
Wanda Sykes
#77. Now, I think the people who are still doing stand-up are doing it because they love stand-up.
Wanda Sykes
#79. A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
Wanda Sykes
#80. When I am outside at night by myself every person turns into a pedophile. So I tend to walk a little faster than usual and then I sprint.
Wanda Sykes
#81. I really appreciate people like Rosie coming out and saying I've inspired them.
Wanda Jackson
#82. The light in the North is constantly a thrill for me ...
Wanda Koop
#83. Remember as you go about your day that you may be the only Jesus some of your friends, neighbors, and family will ever see.
Wanda E. Brunstetter
#84. Friends and family, as well as my personal relationship with the Lord, are more important than anything else.
Wanda E. Brunstetter
#85. Should I talk about [having breast cancer]? Because how many things could I have? You know black, lesbian - I'm like, I can't be the poster child for everything. At least with the LGBT issues we get a parade and a float and it's a party.
Wanda Sykes
#86. I watch Jay. I watch 'Letterman'. I flip back and forth between 'Conan' and 'Letterman', especially the top of the show for those guys.
Wanda Sykes
#87. Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.
Wanda Sykes
#88. I hate the word practice. Practice breeds inurement. Instead of discovering, of distinguishing traits that are deeply hidden or merely veiled, one ends seeing nothing anymore. One ceases to be aware.
Wanda Landowska
#89. Reclaim your role as eco-role models and exemplars in your community. Change is happening rapidly. Let libraries continue to be at the center of it.
Wanda Urbanska
#90. Faith is like a muscle, and it needs to be exercised in order to become strong.
Wanda E. Brunstetter
#91. I sat down and wrote some jokes and went to the talent show, got up on stage, fell in love with it and never turned back.
Wanda Sykes
#92. To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in mail one day and be like, I'm Secretary of State next month!
Wanda Sykes
#93. Let your commitment to various styles of writing never be waived!
Wanda Jefferson
#94. Wanda and Reliance are two of the largest private conglomerates in their respective countries. By joining our strengths together, we hope our cooperation will bring mutual benefits and great results.
Wang Jianlin
#95. Cultural industries will be the next engine for growth after real estate, and Wanda will make cultural industries our long-term focus.
Wang Jianlin
#96. White criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit.
Wanda Sykes
#97. Thank you, Wanda. My sister. I will never forget you.
Be happy, Mel. Enjoy it all. Appreciate it for me.
Stephenie Meyer
#98. Investing in Chicago property is just Wanda's first move into the U.S. real estate market.
Wang Jianlin
#99. Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
Wanda Sykes
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