Quotes About Velveeta

#1. I love Velveeta cheese.

Dolly Parton

#2. This concept could easily have gone awry. Stories about love tend to go that way sometimes. They wander into the realm of cheese and never return, which I think is a shame, because there is a way to write about romantic love without breaking out the Velveeta.

Veronica Roth

#3. FBI laboratory scientists said Sunday they have determined that the anthrax mailed to Senate offices last fall was fresh. They say it's only two years old. If the stuff is two years old and it's still fresh, it's not anthrax, it's Velveeta.

Argus Hamilton

#4. My mother heated Campbell's tomato soup and made grilled cheese sandwiches with Velveeta and we ate dinner and afterward watched Have Gun - Will Travel.

William Kent Krueger

#5. Velveeta: you can eat it - or wax your car with it!

Judy Garland

#6. VC might as well have stood for Velveeta cheese, for all I knew.

Anonymous

#7. I'm a human garbage can, but I don't like veggies unless they have Velveeta cheese on top. And forget crunchy broccoli and carrots. I like 'em soggy, soft and wilted. The nutrients have probably gone away, but that's the only way I can eat them.

Sherri Shepherd

#8. Nobody special had come around to replace Duane, and she was moping, going to bed alone every night with a box of Velveeta and a fork.

Laura McHugh

#9. I saw a Velveeta commercial, and it was playing, I think, 'Burning Love.' [Jackson] had approved it-that's something we can't control. He can do whatever he wants with the songs he owns to make money, and that got under my skin.

Lisa Marie Presley

#10. Before he sat down, my internal heat-seekers sensed what was coming my way: deep blue eyes that melted girls like Velveeta in a microwave. I tried to resist those microwave eyes, but sometimes there's no defense against them. I had a feeling I'd be seeing him weeping over my coffin later that night.

Natalie Standiford

#11. You have to open yourself up to the universe's possibilities.

Jennifer Weiner

#12. In my teens, I joined the Parachute Regiment. I jumped out of lots of airplanes, as much as the Government budget would allow us to. I did two active tours of duty: Northern Ireland, and then the Falklands war.

Mark Burnett

#13. Inevitably, these sorts of things are going to come back to blow up in people's faces.

Gregg Easterbrook

#14. I was a guy who abandoned a TV show. I didn't care about people.

David Caruso

#15. When I was in the 9th grade I was flunking out of high school. And that's why I'm so encouraged by the fact that America is the place where opportunity and American exceptionalism is alive and well.

Tim Scott

#16. Put your trust in God; but be sure to keep your powder dry.

Oliver Cromwell

#17. Advertising at its worst will be killed by the Internet. And rightly so.

Maurice Saatchi

#18. The manner in which one endures what must be endured is more important than the thing that must be endured.

Dean Acheson

#19. Beer and other forms of alcohol will do you no good. Their use will be expensive, will dull your conscience, and could lead to the disease called alcoholism, which is humiliating, dangerous, and even deadly ...

Gordon B. Hinckley