Quotes About Using The Toilet

#1. It's very helpful to realize that being here, sitting in meditation, doing simple everyday things like working, walking outside, talking with people, bathing, using the toilet, and eating, is actually all that we need to be fully awake, fully alive, fully human.

Pema Chodron

#2. The dog which remembers only to bark and not to bite, and is led through the streets as a lady's pet, is only a degenerate wolf.

Lin Yutang

#3. Former police chief of Houston once said of me: "Frank Abagnale could write a check on toilet paper, drawn on the Confederate States Treasury, sign it 'U.R. Hooked' and cash it at any bank in town, using a Hong Kong driver's license for identification.

Frank W. Abagnale

#4. When a child enters the world through you, it alters everything on a psychic, psychological and purely practical level.

Jane Fonda

#5. Which do you hate more: breaking your word or dying?"
"I don't know. I've never done either.

Gerald Morris

#6. I've always been interested in intellectual history and in psychology, and anxiety is obviously something that's been a big part of my life.

Scott Stossel

#7. Hamas is a terrorist organization dedicated to annihilating the Jewish state. It runs a theocratic totalitarian state in Gaza, with no individual liberty, and no freedom of speech or press.

Dennis Prager

#8. I felt like I was ten again and had been caught using my uncle's Cuban cigars as miniature canoes in the toilet.

Katie MacAlister

#9. Eyes like amber cast in sun, skin and hair of firelit gold. Formed to war, courage as none, beauty to behold.' You are Reginleit the Radiant.

Kresley Cole

#10. You make a very handsome dead eel, my husband,"
"For a boiled mollusk, you wear black quite well, my wife,

Grace Draven

#11. This marked the end of our toothbrush conversation.

Patrick DeWitt

#12. In this world, with thy earthly life, thou art under heaven, stars, and elements, also under hell and devils; all ruleth in thee, and over thee.

Jakob Bohme

#13. There was more to life than being fat and safe and warm in a clockwork luxury resort. Or maybe there wasn't more, but he was going to find out. And how did you find out? You had an adventure. That's how. You picked up a golden key.

Lev Grossman

#14. Like when the counselor delved into your habits of using a public toilet, such as do you flush with your foot and use your elbow to open the door? If yes, woe unto you. You're crazy.

Charles Frazier

#15. I'm always like 'I'm too skinny, I can't gain weight, even when I try.' I'd like to try to not let that get to me.

Shailene Woodley

#16. Wichita Falls, Texas is considering using toilet water for drinking. And a dog there today said, 'White people's problems.'

Bill Maher

#17. It's difficult to live with both hope and grief.

Claire Fuller

#18. Being a fan doesn't mean being there from the start ...
It means being there till the end.

Alex Gaskarth

#19. I didn't understand the living fascination with a world of perfected dead.

Darin Bradley

#20. Do it, document it, delegate it.

Michael McCafferty