Quotes About Urinalysis

#1. With random urinalysis, there's a clear choice - either get high or go to jail.

Brian Baird

#2. Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, 'I am not a crook.' Jimmy Carter says, 'I have lusted after women in my heart.' President Reagan says, 'I have just taken a urinalysis test, and I am not on dope.

Art Buchwald

#3. Thus we see, too, in the world that some persons assimilate only what is ugly and evil from the same moral circumstances which supply good and beautiful results
the fragrance of celestial flowers
to the daily life of others.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

#4. Her fury had nothing else to eat and so it began to eat her.

Seth Dickinson

#5. I believe that we are all, openly or secretly, struggling against one or another kind of nihilism.

Ellen Willis

#6. After I read David Suzuki's book, I took salmon from my dinner plate and I buried it in the woods, hoping to assist the growth of a large tree.

Ned Hayes

#7. In our time, the symbol of state intrusion into the private life is the mandatory urine test.

Christopher Hitchens

#8. Yes, Troy, I'm tired. And do you want to know why?" She raised her brows, cocking her head on an angle to give him a full dose of attitude. "Cause I was riding Blake all night long.

Eden Summers