Top 62 Quotes About Tyrion Lannister
#1. The Imp," said Littlefinger as Lord Varys watched her face. "Tyrion Lannister.
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#3. Tyrion Lannister knew the maps as well as anyone, but a fortnight on the wild track that passed for the kingsroad up here
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#4. Let them look. Let them stare and whisper until they've had their fill, I will not hide myself for their sake. - Tyrion Lannister
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#5. Tyrion Lannister could not have been more astonished if Aegon the Conqueror himself had burst into the room, riding on a dragon and juggling lemon pies.
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#6. If you do shit gold, Father, find a privy and get busy, he wanted to say, but he knew better.
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#7. Why would you take so much bloody interest in where I put my cock? - Tyrion Lannister
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#8. I mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. - Tyrion Lannister
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#9. Tyrion Lannister was bundled in furs so thickly he looked like a very small bear
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#10. Remember, whatever the price ... I'll beat it! I like living!
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#11. Why should you want to help him?" "Your brother Jon asked it of me. And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things." Tyrion Lannister placed a hand over his heart and grinned. The
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#12. Tyrion Lannister: Someone should tell the cooks that turnips isn't a meat.
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#13. My brother is undoubtedly arrogant," Tyrion Lannister replied. "My father is the soul of avarice, and my sweet sister Cersei lusts for power with every waking breath. I, however, am innocent as a little lamb. Shall I bleat for you?
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#14. I don't have much of an attention span for TV - I nod off during the basketball playoffs - but when I watch 'Game of Thrones' on On Demand, I'm glued to the set. It's mystical and addictive. Tyrion Lannister, that's my man.
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#15. I spent a lot of time [between takes] apologising to Peter Dinklage [Dance's on-screen son, Tyrion Lannister] because I treat him appallingly.
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#16. Another name? Oh, certainly. And when the Faceless Men come to kill me, I'll say, 'No, you have the wrong man, I'm a different dwarf with a hideous facial scar.' Both Lannisters laughed at the absurdity of it all. (Tyrion Lannister)
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#18. Your brother Jaime keeps losing battles. He gave Sansa an angry look, as if it were her fault. He's been taken by the Starks and we've lost Riverrun and now her stupid brother is calling himself a king.
The dwarf smiled crookedly. All sorts of people are calling themselves kings these days.
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#20. I heard a Lannister always pays his debts."
"Oh, every penny ... but never a groat more. You'll get the meal you bargained for, but it won't be sauced with gratitude, and in the end it will not nourish you.
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#21. Ser Alliser Thorne was the only man at table who did not so much as crack a smile. "Lannister mocks us." "Only you, Ser Alliser," Tyrion said. This time the laughter round the table had a nervous, uncertain quality to it.
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#23. It was bitingly cold up here,and the wind pulled at his clothes like an insistent lover.
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#24. She never forgets a slight, real or imagined. She takes caution for cowardice and dissent for defiance. And she is greedy. Greedy for power, for honour, for love.
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#25. You are done with whores. The next one I find in your bed, I'll hang." - Tywin Lannister
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#26. I thank you for calling them off, young ser. I promise you, they would have found me indigestible.
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#27. Make no mistake, dwarf. I fought for you, but I do not love you'
'It was your blade I needed' Tyrion said, 'not your love.
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#28. I do solemnly proclaim Tyrion of House Lannister and Sansa of House Stark to be man and wife, one flesh, one heart, one soul, now and forever, and cursed be the one who comes between them.
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#29. The gold of a lowland lord is as worthless as a half man's promises' Gunthor said.
'Half a man I may be' Tyrion said. 'Yet I have the courage to face my enemies. What do the Stone Crows do, but hide behind rocks and shiver with fear as the knights of the Vale ride by?
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#31. And what lesson can we draw from Volantene history?"
"If you want to conquer the world, you best have dragons.
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#33. Those are brave men," he told Ser Balon in admiration. "Let's go kill them.
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#35. Every touch a lie. I have paid her so much false coin that she half thinks she's rich.
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#36. A day will come when you think yourself safe and happy, and suddenly your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth, and you'll know the debt is paid. - Tyrion
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#37. My brother has his sword, King Robert has his warhammer and I have my mind ... and a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge. That's why I read so much Jon Snow.
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#38. Perhaps that is the secret. It is not what we do, so much as why we do it.
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#40. A fool more foolish than most had once jested that even Lord Tywin's shit was flecked with gold. Some said the man was still alive, deep in the bowels of Casterly Rock.
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#41. Remember this, boy. All dwarfs may be bastards, yet not all bastards need be dwarfs
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#42. That's one way we differ, Jaime and I. He's taller as well, you may have noticed.
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#43. Warn you, Lannister, you'll find no inns at the Wall," he had said, looking down on him. "No doubt you'll find some place to put me," Tyrion had replied. "As you might have noticed, I'm small.
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#44. My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit.
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#45. I beg you both, take heart.'(Varys)
'Whose?' asked Tyrion sourly. He could think of several tempting choices.
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#46. The dwarf has played her like a set of pipes, and she is too deaf to hear the tune.
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#48. Once a man has seen a dragon in flight, let him stay home and tend his garden in content, someone had written once, for this wide world has no greater wonder. Tyrion scratched at his scar and tried to recall the author's name.
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#49. Drowning was bad enough. But drowning sad and sober, that's too cruel.
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#50. Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?'
Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much wine', the dwarf told him. 'I learned long ago that it is considered rude to vomit on your brother.
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#51. Tyrion let the eunuch help him mount. "Lord Varys," he said from the saddle, "sometimes I feel as though you are the best friend I have in King's Landing and sometimes I feel you are my worst enemy."
"How odd. I think quite the same of you.
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#53. Don't call me Lord Snow."
The dwarf lifted an eyebrow. "Would you rather be called the Imp? Let them see that their words can cut you and you'll never be free of the mockery. If they want to give you a name take it make it your own. Then they can't hurt you with it anymore.
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#55. Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side?
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#56. Tyrion pushed forward. "MY LORDS! " he shouted. He had to shout, to have any hope of being heard.
His father raised a hand. Bit by bit, the hall grew silent.
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#57. I am only a little lion, child, and I vow, I shall not savage you.
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#58. She is the widow of a Dothraki khal, a mother of dragons and sacker of cities, Aegon the Conqueror with teats.
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#59. Once you've accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.
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#60. He says that it is good luck to rub the head of a dwarf," Haldon said after an exchange with the guard in his own tongue.
Tyrion forced himself to smile at the man. "Tell him that it is even better luck to suck on a dwarf's cock.
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#61. ... When you've know me longer, you'll learn that I mean everything I say."
"Even the lies?"
"Especially the lies. Lord Petyr ...
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#62. None taken, Ser Jaremy. My father is very fond of spiked heads, especially those of people who have annoyed him in some fashion. And a face as noble as yours, well, no doubt he saw you decorating the city wall above King's Gate. I think you would have looked very striking up there.
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