Quotes About Tour Guide

#1. When will you desist playing tour guide?" he asked. "I should think never. It is the greatest aspiration of my life to give historic tours," Cinderella lied

K.M. Shea

#2. You're like a tour guide for reality.

Julie Reece Deaver

#3. I've been a DJ, janitor, ditch digger, waitress, computer instructor, programmer, mechanic, web developer, clerk, manager, marketing director, tour guide and dorm manager, among other things.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#4. F me," I say loudly and everyone looks at me.
"Can I help you?" the tour guide asks in an icy tone.
I shake my head, noticing Callie is staring at me. "Sorry man, I thought a bee landed on me.

Jessica Sorensen

#5. I used to work as a tour guide for Americans. I'm convinced that even after four weeks on the road they had no idea where they had been. They were in a bubble.

Greg Wise

#6. It's usually a jolly good trick to pick up a local tour guide. They can tell you all the anecdotes that make a place interesting. I'm one for rushing off to museums at the crack of dawn, eating fabulous things on terraces for lunch, and enjoying long dinners on balmy evenings.

Jane Birkin

#7. There was nothing dignified about peeing behind a tree with your super-cute wilderness tour guide lurking nearby.

Desni Dantone

#8. Even a poor tour guide is entitled to some happiness.

Jacob M. Appel

#9. I once worked as a tour guide in the Costa del Sol of Spain.

Harlan Coben

#10. You talked over the tour guide who pointed to houses and windows. Showing us where people had lived and died and other people now stayed in their place. Just like a broken heart.
- Adieu

Kate Chisman

#11. Mark Dawidziak is as comfy and entertaining a tour guide through the world of Mark Twain as Twain himself was a tour guide through the world. In other words, Mark Twain's Guide is such a fun read that the only thing dry about it is the ink.

David Bianculli

#12. Teaching history to eighth graders is like being a tour guide for people who hate their vacation.

Chuck Klosterman

#13. Serendipity was my tour guide, assisted by caprice

Pico Iyer

#14. When I was at U.C.L.A., I worked my way through school as a tour guide at Universal Studios, and I came in contact with a lot of people in the agency business.

Michael Ovitz

#15. Tour guide tells them that after the Taj was completed, each of the builders, twenty-two thousand men, had his thumbs cut off so that the structure could never be built again.

Jhumpa Lahiri

#16. Erudite and entertaining, Max Anderson is the perfect tour guide to the world of art. The Quality Instinct is both educational and enlightening from start to finish, the thinking person's guide to museums. This is a must-read for anyone who wants to truly understand what makes a masterpiece.

Daniel Silva

#17. Oh, Death was never enemy of ours!
We laughed at him, we leagued with him, old chum.
No soldier's paid to kick against His powers.
We laughed, - knowing that better men would come,
And greater wars: when each proud fighter brags
He wars on Death, for lives; not men, for flags.

Wilfred Owen

#18. We have been waiting for you so that we could turn over the government.

Duong Van Minh

#19. Give him enough rope and he will hang himself.

Charlotte Bronte

#20. When the heroes go off the stage, the clowns come on.

Heinrich Heine

#21. If the tongue had not been framed for articulation, man would still be a beast in the forest.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#22. I've been lucky to have made a number of travel programmes with the BBC, the object being to see places off the beaten track. As a result, I've often had a guide who's been able to show me things that you wouldn't see with a tour group.

Michael Palin

#23. Good writers are in the business of leaving signposts saying, Tour my world, see and feel it through my eyes; I am your guide.

Larry King

#24. I did one pageant in sixth grade, and I loved it! I loved the dresses and the big hair.

Molly Quinn