Quotes About Threesomes

#1. I like threesomes with two women, not because I'm a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I'm a romantic. I'm looking for "The One." And I'll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.

Russell Brand

#2. It's like everyone has a central dilemma in their life, and mine was can you be in a committed, mature, loving adult relationship and still get invited to threesomes? - Dexter Mayhew

David Nicholls

#3. Threesomes call us to confront jealousy, insecurity, fear of rejection, and a host of of other dark seeds inside ourselves. Three-ways can be huge growth experiences that encourage us to drop our insecurities and discover how wholly lovable we really are.

Victoria Vantoch

#4. Well damn, I guess I've had a few threesomes and foursomes too. However, I don't really think that having Ben and Jerry ice cream and umm...BOB, your battery operated boyfriend, constitute as a real threesome or foursome.

Dee Dinh

#5. If you're like most of us, your mama didn't teach you that threesomes were wholesome.

Victoria Vantoch

#6. When it comes to sex, at my age I like threesomes. In case one of us dies.

Rodney Dangerfield

#7. I really hate threesomes when one of the participants is dead.

Jordan Castillo Price

#8. I had this coming. I just have to take my medicine. I think I'll spend the weekend brooding about what a shitty friend I am and mourning the loss of the friendship. I might have Ben & Jerry over to keep me company. Or maybe Ernest and Julio Gallo."
"Hey, no threesomes unless I get to watch.

Amelia C. Gormley

#9. nothing encourages unleashing a torrent of semen like having to fire at the same time as another male.

Marah J. Hardt

#10. Only black holes of very low mass would emit a significant amount of radiation.

Stephen Hawking

#11. Many of us enjoy going to ball games and watching them on television. I am no exception. I love to watch a good athletic contest. If we spend excessive time with sporting events, however, we may neglect things that are much more important.

Joseph B. Wirthlin

#12. Love rationally.
Love religiously.
Love resiliently.
Love rejoicingly.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#13. A story is a wondrous invention.

Chris Womersley

#14. Can you find beauty in darkness, Eve?" Danny asked.
She nodded. "Yes."
"Then look for it," he said softly.

Kele Moon

#15. I'd like to make a twosome with two handsome trees. Make that a threesome as I'd also include a bush in the package, to keep it low profile.

Will Advise

#16. May my life someday be so limpid that the Muses will deign to mirror themselves in it and that we can see the reflections of their smiles and their dances skimming across its surface.

Marcel Proust

#17. Think that you love your wife and say it,
know that you love your wife and show it.
If your wife asks for the moon, give her the sun too.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#18. I used to dream of being other places, other people. It was an escape for me.

Lauren Bacall