Quotes About Thongs

#1. I have six brothers, and in the past I've done quite a few girlie films, like 'Wild Child' and 'Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging' - so when they've been to those, they've been incredibly embarrassed. They won't be embarrassed going to see 'Black Death' - I reckon they're going to love it.

Kimberley Nixon

#2. You mean you don't wear thongs?" I ask, feigning exasperation. "Hell no! I'd be digging that thing out of my ass all night long.

K.L. Grayson

#3. What's funny is that male strippers don't wear thongs anymore. They wear flat backs.

Joe Manganiello

#4. I'm most comfortable in my bare shorts without any underwear and a T-shirt if I'm home. I definitely like to sleep naked. I don't know how girls do it with thongs. Forget that!

Adam Rodriguez

#5. Yes, I still call them flip-flops, even though I've lived in Australia for ten years. I can't accept that thongs aren't something that get stuck up the crack in your bum.

Paige Toon

#6. Breathe, man, just breathe, I told myself and had to think of old women at the beach in bikinis. When that didn't help, I had to go a little further and picture them in thongs. Voila! No more stiffy.

R.D. Cole

#7. Pantycount for the evening is: 10 thongs, 2 boy shorts, 3 bikini briefs, 1 pair boxer shorts (represent!). There's also something we can't identify which may or may not be some type of bondage gear. You guys are awesome.

Ashlyn Kane

#8. I once saw a Betsey Johnson runway show that featured thongs and "ass cleavage," and I thought, This is the future.

Cintra Wilson

#9. Thongs are the leading cause of pregnancy in the United States.

Jenna Marbles

#10. It does not matter what the whip is; it is none the less a whip, because you have cut thongs for it out of your own souls.

John Ruskin

#11. I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman.

Hank Azaria

#12. The beach at Meschers was crawling with wankers in shorts and bimbos in thongs. It was reassuring.

Michel Houellebecq

#13. I saw why Hunter had looked so horrified at the idea of me staying in his house. The walls were covered in glossy posters of fast cars and movie starlets wearing thongs.

Jennifer Echols

#14. Thongs don't show. With jeans, you're always going to get panty lines and I think that's just a big mistake.

Lexa Doig

#15. Nothing shocks me anymore. I've embraced men in thongs, I've embraced women with padded bras. I mean, I can embrace Larry King saying 'fierce.'

Johnny Weir

#16. Dylan prided himself in the gift of reading women's minds. They were such fickle little creatures, as apt to change their minds as their thongs.

Cat Byrd

#17. Then the elves put thongs on him, and shut him in one of the inmost caves with strong wooden doors, and left him. They gave him food and drink, plenty of both, if not very fine; for Wood-elves were not goblins,

J.R.R. Tolkien

#18. I prefer little hotpant-like shorts, but I wear thongs too.

Lucy Pinder

#19. Women do a lot of uncomfortable things for men - and I appreciate it all. I appreciate high heels. I appreciate thongs.

Joe Manganiello

#20. Two thongs don't make a right.

Ryan Stiles

#21. I ordered each man to be presented with something, as strings of ten or a dozen glass beads apiece, and thongs of leather, all which they estimated highly; those which came on board I directed should be fed with molasses.

Christopher Columbus

#22. I love thongs. The day they were invented, sunshine broke through the clouds.

Sandra Bullock

#23. Men never had to deal with this, Faith thought. Men didn't hide in bathrooms and wrestle microfiber and pantyhose. Totally not fair. Men had it easy. Did men get bikini waxed and wear uncomfortable underwear? No, they did not. Faith would bet her life that a man had invented thongs. Men sucked.

Kristan Higgins

#24. Maybe friendship was not as big a deal as I'd thought and I actually had lots of friends.

Karen Joy Fowler

#25. They say you can't escape your past, but I don't believe that. I believe you escape it every day, over and over again, always cognizant of the difference between past and present

Susan Richards

#26. Nations keep agreements, keep their treaties so long as they continue to do them good.

Linus Pauling

#27. Andy Warhol says everyone will be famous for 15 minutes in the future, but even he couldn't have imagine today's fame is due to whom you sleep with.

Steve Kaufman

#28. I think most conflicts do end with negotiated settlements; some don't, but most do.

Richard Armitage

#29. You don't have to run faster than the bear to get away. You just have to run faster than the guy next to you.

Jim Butcher

#30. Not proud you have, but thankful that you have. Proud can I never be of what I hate, but thankful even for hate that is meant love.

William Shakespeare

#31. Grief will happen either as an open healing wound or a closed festering wound, either honestly or dishonestly, either appropriately or inappropriately. But emotions will be expressed.

Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

#32. We're all looking glasses, we girls, existing only to reflect their images back to them as they'd like to be seen. Hollow vessels of girls to be rinsed of our own ambitions, wants, and opinions, just waiting to be filled with the cool, tepid water of gracious compliance.

Libba Bray

#33. If the power goes out, business stops ... whether you sell roses or you're a big manufacturer.

Eric Johnston

#34. As she left my room I knew I should shut up. But you know when you should shut up because you really should just shut up ... but you keep on and on anyway? Well, I had that.

Louise Rennison

#35. The job wouldn't be just put the summer, but for a long time, as long as she could see ahead. Once they were used to the money coming in it would be impossible to do without again.

Carson McCullers

#36. The history of discovery is full of creative serendipity.

Tom Kelley

#37. Unlike 'other' religious belief systems in competition with Christianity, we have not been called to become 'absorbed' into the deity but rather brought into communion with God through union with Christ thereby maintaining our unique individuality and personal identity

R. Alan Woods

#38. Hyrtacides pummeled his thighs and groaned and bit his lip and said: "O Father Zeus, you, even you, turn out to be a liar." [bk.12]

Homer