Quotes About Step Aerobics

#1. You cannot argue with [Satan], for he is the greatest debater of all time.

Billy Graham

#2. Sympathy is charming, but it does not make up for pain.

Lillie Langtry

#3. Musicals have clearly gotten more physical. You never saw Ethel Merman doing step aerobics.

Bruce Vilanch

#4. He forces my head back as his tongue connects with mine, his mouth sweet and fresh. He's strong, that much I can sense. If I wanted to, I don't think I could fight him off. But I don't want to. Not one bit.

K.A. Tucker

#5. Religion in its humility restores man to his only dignity, the courage to live by grace.

George Santayana

#6. I advise, however, moderation in this task of setting goals, or else risk becoming tangled up in a Gordian knot of life's many disappointments.

Andrew Levkoff

#7. Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It's incredible that I didn't die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.

Kathy Griffin