Top 27 Quotes About Status Updates

#1. It is proper Netiquette to post pictures with status updates to make them more engaging.

David Chiles

#2. Updates from Coin about the nature of the bombs. Certainly, the war is still being waged, but as to its status, we're in the

Suzanne Collins

#3. Josh turns to me. "I can't believe she's writing these things." "Not she," I say. "Me." "Why would anyone say this stuff about themselves on the Internet? It's crazy!" "Exactly," I say. "I'm going to be mentally ill in fifteen years, and that's why my husband doesn't want to be around me.

Jay Asher

#4. What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies. What do you need it for after you read it?

Jerry Seinfeld

#5. We are the sum of our efforts to change who we are.

Eduardo Galeano

#6. Her skin is pale as watermelon sucked free of its juices.

Jaclyn Moriarty

#7. Caricatured as navel-gazers, Millennials are said to live for their 'likes' and status updates. But the young people I know often leverage social media in selfless ways.

Chelsea Clinton

#8. If I were to run for president, then people would debate the pros and cons of what's wrong with me in increasingly aggressive 140 character tweets and Facebook status updates, and, inevitably, everyone would end up fighting.

Jen Lancaster

#9. Getting tired of sitting, staring at my computer screen, day after day, where everyone is two-dimensional, reduced to an avatar photo, status updates, or maybe some carefully curated vacation photos. There's something exhausting about that after a while. I found myself wanting to hear voices.

Brad Listi

#10. I believe everybody should have a room where they get rid of all their releases. So my room was a stage.

Jimi Hendrix

#11. You can't build a strong personal brand by just posting status updates ... people need more than that, they need valuable content, beyond updates and tweets.

Bernard Kelvin Clive

#12. Freedom may be free but it has a price.

Jared Nyairo Onduso

#13. Why do people deserve a penny when they update their Facebook status? Because they'll spend some of it on you.

Jaron Lanier

#14. It's not only who you know but who knows you.

Bianca Frazier

#15. With every year, I always try and learn something new and grow gracefully, and that's just kind of my rule for every year.

Nicole Richie

#16. As long as man has pride, he will appear unattractive and no one will be attracted to him. He may have a handsome face, his pride makes him unattractive.

Dada Bhagwan

#17. We know everything about what you know and how you learn best because we get so much data. And education is the highest-stakes media product in your life. It's infinitely more important than your Facebook friends' status updates or your Google search results because it's your future.

Jose Ferreira

#18. How many shots had to be fired to turn this child back to his home and anxious mother?

Maaza Mengiste

#19. The better the questions, the more attentive the listening, the richer the reflection, the better the solutions, and the deeper is the learning.

Julia Sloan

#20. I have an older sister named Haley and she wanted to be an actress. So I wanted to be an actress. It's really funny the way that some people don't give kids enough credit for like really being driven, and really wanting to do things so badly.

Hilary Duff

#21. The road to hell may be paved with good intentions but the path to misery is cobbled with trying to live up to other people's status updates

LaToya Hankins

#22. Screw technicolor, red, and foreign languages. I dream in status updates.

Fierce Dolan

#23. If you have time for just three status updates a week, make one promotional, one funny or interesting (containing a picture or video) and one promoting somebody else.

David P. Perlmutter

#24. Get out of here while you can. She's crazier than a syphilitic suicide bomber with mad-cow disease.

Dean Koontz

#25. Some people, it's like they care more about their status updates than their actual lives.

Caroline Kepnes

#26. Right," Nico said again. "But it's cool. We're cool. I mean, I see now ... you're cute, but you're not my type,

Rick Riordan

#27. Ignore errors in updates because you never know the context in real life, mobile or otherwise.

David Chiles

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