Quotes About Squidward

#1. Unfortunately on the road to Ankh everyone you love must die.
Children of Ankh series

Kim Cormack

#2. Nobody gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification.

Squidward Tentacles

#3. God's work.
My work.
God can find someone else to do my work.
But no one can do God's work.
So, my work is to PRAY that God will do His work through my work.

Tony Yang

#4. No: I am not tired. I have a curious constitution. I never remember feeling tired by work, though idleness exhausts me completely." ~ Sherlock Holmes

Arthur Conan Doyle

#5. If my resolution to be a great man was half so strong as it is to despise the shame of being a little one ...

William Cowper

#6. The development of civilization and industry in general has always shown itself so active in the destruction of forests that everything that has been done for their conservation and production is completely insignificant in comparison.

Karl Marx

#7. Career specialists can't externalize what they've internalized. Second nature is hard to teach.

Timothy Ferriss

#8. I remember watching SpongeBob and laughing as he and Patrick irritated Squidward. Mom

Apryl Baker

#9. I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!

Mr. Krabs

#10. Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?

Squidward Tentacles

#11. Allowing yourself to become empathic to the point of being traumatized by another's experience is unnecessary and ineffective.

Deborah Sandella

#12. You know my God. My God is called love

Mother Teresa

#13. Every person who comes is a human being and has the right to be treated as such.

Angela Merkel

#14. Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

Mr. Krabs

#15. A private victory leads to a public victory and a corporate blessing, because God turns His face toward those who will demonstrate character when no one is looking.

Bill Johnson

#16. I am on the side of the underdog except when I am on the side of the rich

Errol Flynn

#17. I cant believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts.

Squidward Tentacles

#18. There are powers inside of you which, if you could discover and use, would make of you everything you ever dreamed or imagined you could become.

Orison Swett Marden

#19. If you asked me to go back to being 14 or 15, I couldn't - it was a terrifying time. I was so awkward in my own skin. I used to hide behind my hair because I was so ridiculously self-conscious.

Florence Welch