Quotes About Squidward

#1. I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward!

Mr. Krabs

#2. Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

Mr. Krabs

#3. I remember watching SpongeBob and laughing as he and Patrick irritated Squidward. Mom

Apryl Baker

#4. If you asked me to go back to being 14 or 15, I couldn't - it was a terrifying time. I was so awkward in my own skin. I used to hide behind my hair because I was so ridiculously self-conscious.

Florence Welch

#5. There are powers inside of you which, if you could discover and use, would make of you everything you ever dreamed or imagined you could become.

Orison Swett Marden

#6. I cant believe anybody would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks into your house and leaves gifts.

Squidward Tentacles

#7. I am on the side of the underdog except when I am on the side of the rich

Errol Flynn

#8. A private victory leads to a public victory and a corporate blessing, because God turns His face toward those who will demonstrate character when no one is looking.

Bill Johnson

#9. Every person who comes is a human being and has the right to be treated as such.

Angela Merkel

#10. You know my God. My God is called love

Mother Teresa

#11. Allowing yourself to become empathic to the point of being traumatized by another's experience is unnecessary and ineffective.

Deborah Sandella

#12. Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?

Squidward Tentacles

#13. Career specialists can't externalize what they've internalized. Second nature is hard to teach.

Timothy Ferriss

#14. The development of civilization and industry in general has always shown itself so active in the destruction of forests that everything that has been done for their conservation and production is completely insignificant in comparison.

Karl Marx

#15. If my resolution to be a great man was half so strong as it is to despise the shame of being a little one ...

William Cowper

#16. No: I am not tired. I have a curious constitution. I never remember feeling tired by work, though idleness exhausts me completely." ~ Sherlock Holmes

Arthur Conan Doyle

#17. God's work.
My work.
God can find someone else to do my work.
But no one can do God's work.
So, my work is to PRAY that God will do His work through my work.

Tony Yang

#18. Nobody gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification.

Squidward Tentacles

#19. Unfortunately on the road to Ankh everyone you love must die.
Children of Ankh series

Kim Cormack