Quotes About Sportswriters

#1. There are three-hundred thousand sportswriters and they're all against me. Every one of them.

Joaquin Andujar

#2. Them sportswriters don't even know how to put uniforms on, most of 'em.

Eric Dickerson

#3. Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks, a gang of vicious monkeys jerking off in a zoo cage ... more disgusting by nature than maggots oozing out the carcass of a dead animal.

Hunter S. Thompson

#4. My real heroes have always been sportswriters.

Dan Jenkins

#5. Sportswriters are what make sports great and fun to watch.

Derek Jeter

#6. Sure, women sportswriters look when they're in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do you explain a capital letter in the middle of a word?

Bob Uecker

#7. For writers - even sportswriters - bad news is always easier than good, since it is, after all, more familiar.

Richard Ford

#8. Not winning a title gives fuel to sportswriters and talking heads who question an athlete's true value.

Don Yaeger

#9. I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy.

Joaquin Andujar

#10. The infectious values and myths transmitted by bad sportswriters may be the deadliest words in the paper.

Robert Lipsyte

#11. Character, the sportswriters said. They know it when they see it - it's the ability to dig down and find the strength even when things are going against you.

Carol S. Dweck

#12. I don't know why sportswriters always have to write bad things about Joaquin Andujar.

Joaquin Andujar

#13. The Lord taught me to love everybody, but the last ones I learned to love were the sportswriters.

Alvin Dark

#14. Led by a new generation of edgy sportswriters like Lipsyte, we found new purpose in the great issues of the day - race, equal opportunity, drugs, and labor disputes. We became personality journalists, medical writers, and business reporters.

Jane Leavy

#15. Sportswriters. They were all my friends. They were racetrack guys and so was I.

Art Rooney

#16. Sportswriters have changed more than sportswriting.

Dick Schaap

#17. Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Charles Barkley

#18. God wants every Christian to avoid and not repeat the mistakes of the Israelites

Sunday Adelaja

#19. I work with a group called Compassion & Choices in California. It's attempting to get death with dignity legalised in California, the idea being that so goes California, so goes the rest of the U.S., at least.

Caitlin Doughty

#20. At least I could relate to Rose's sense of adventure and Harriet Jones' wacky determination and ingrained sense of responsibility. I can stomach the Tardis when my heroines are in place.

Chila Woychik

#21. The Eskimos have thirty words for describing different kinds of snow, and modern Russian has about the same number of expressions to describe giving a bribe to a state official.

Victor Pelevin

#22. Everything was connected. No person was ever alone, whether in this life or the next.

Johanne Hildebrandt

#23. Where the world ceases to be the scene of our personal hopes and wishes, where we face it as free beings admiring, asking and observing, there we enter the realm of Art and Science.

Albert Einstein