Quotes About Spam Food

#1. They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up!

Frankie Boyle

#2. I had my autograph down by the age of 13. I used to sign it everywhere.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor

#3. Six o'clock means very little to a three-year-old. It works better to say "after dinner," or "as soon as the baby takes her morning nap.

Joanna Faber

#4. I'm a bit of an M&M nut. I like the blue ones. I pick them out.

Ryan Reynolds

#5. Pleasant words are a honeycomb;
Sweet to the soul and healing to the bones. (Proverbs 16:24)

Norma Vaughn Danzey

#6. Believe it or not, there are members of Congress who actually want to govern and get stuff done. Unfortunately, there are others whose agendas and strategies serve to advance their own interests and expand their donor base.

Jon Runyan

#7. But I'll tell you this, it started with my mother. I have to give her. God bless her and rest her soul. I had a good foundation at home, so when I was able to go off and do these things in baseball there was always support.

Dave Winfield

#8. I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.

Art Donovan

#9. I work with my dreams or nightmares.

David Cronenberg

#10. You wake up every morning with a smile on your face because you've got a new day you never expected to have. And there's a sense of wonderment. Nothing short of magical.

Dick Cheney

#11. At first I thought I was fighting to save rubber trees, then I thought I was fighting to save the Amazon rain forest. Now I realize I am fighting for humanity

Chico Mendes

#12. Rock guitar has been around for decades now, and there are so many strong traditions, and so much of it is just burned into my fingers. So, nine times out of 10, when I pick up the guitar to jam something, it sounds pretty cliche.

Rivers Cuomo

#13. What are Americans still buying? Big Macs,Campbell's soup,Hershey's chocolate and Spam
the four food groups of the apocalypse.

Frank Rich

#14. I like adding little elements into the final mix. I'm more fond of the '70s glam than '80s. I have that style of vocals ... there are a lot of pop artists who are using the glam vibe in their music. I'm part of that wave.

Adam Lambert

#15. I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog.

Kristin Davis

#16. I take my food very seriously. Whenever I hear that bell, I know Mrs. Norris is hankerin' for some spam.

Sandy Ward Bell

#17. At school, I was brought up on revolting food - sausages, sausages and Spam - but at home, I had the most wonderful sponge puddings, which I don't indulge in very often now.

David Blunkett

#18. The Worst thing that Good could do to Evil was ignore it ...

Michael K. Bialys

#19. Never fuck with a scorned woman's scorned daughter.

J.B. Hartnett