Quotes About Shock Collars

#1. I've always loved the music ... My favorite kind of music is Christmas music and the only thing I love better music is my wife and daughters. So, hanging out with my wife and daughters and cuddling them will be pretty cool.

Keith Getty

#2. Cold, still and merciless
Death comes visiting
With absolute finality
(Page 24)

Neena Verma

#3. My name's Darren. I'm a musician, part time idiot. That's a full time job actually.

Darren Criss

#4. A hungry stomach cannot hear.

Jean De La Fontaine

#5. By requiring all 30 million Americans age 18 to 25 to perform two years of national service, in the military or civilian life, we will be asking for a shared sacrifice from all American citizens.

Charles B. Rangel

#6. I think President's candidates need shock collars or something.

Ted Cruz

#7. Failure is not falling down but staying down.

Harvey MacKay

#8. Nevertheless, an Olympic pool is an Olympic pool, touched by immortal glory.

Yann Martel

#9. I've seen many a small life meet its doom at the end of a beak in our yard, not just beetles and worms but salamanders and wild-eyed frogs. (The "free-range vegetarian hens" testimony on an egg-carton label is perjury, unless someone's trained them with little shock collars.)

Barbara Kingsolver