Quotes About Sharpies

#1. But here's the thing: other people's opinions are not the truth. We live in a world that puts us into boxes and labels them with Sharpies, yet those boxes are lies. They flatten us; they limit who we really are. Feminism

Kelly Jensen

#2. How did society ever function without you, little Sharpies? Your nibs have the precise amount of give to create a line quality with character, yet not so much character as to be smushy. Thank you, little pens.

Douglas Coupland

#3. I have a Sharpie. I love Sharpies. You know what they say on them? Not for letter writing. That sucks. Now I have to communicate with my dad using numbers.

Mitch Hedberg

#4. I used to take Sharpies and draw on my pillowcases, and then go to sleep on them and wake up with red marker from the drool all on my face.

Kid Cudi

#5. I like to write and draw everything with sharpies. I even got one with my own name on it!

Alexander Wang

#6. Do not doubt your own basic goodness. In spite of all confusion and fear, you are born with a heart that knows what is just, loving, and beautiful.

Jack Kornfield

#7. I call masturbating "Gregging," named not after a man named Greg, but a guy named Dave.

Jarod Kintz

#8. I grew up on 135th Street. I grew up on the poor side of New York. I grew up in Harlem.

John Catsimatidis

#9. As an adult, I'm not supposed to go down slides. So if I'm at the top of a slide, I have to pretend that I got there accidentally. "How the hell did I get up here? I guess I have to slide down. Whee!" That's what you say when you're having fun. You refer to yourself and some other people.

Mitch Hedberg

#10. I think perhaps the adults we become are formed in childhood and there's no way around it.

John Boyne

#11. I think it's hard to convince an audience of some sort of chemistry if you really don't get along.

Michiel Huisman

#12. The world is divided into two categories of people: those who shit in drinking water and those who don't.

Joseph Jenkins