Quotes About Screwdrivers

#1. Scissors, screwdrivers and the like pose an unacceptable risk to flight crews as well passengers.

Dave Reichert

#2. Leave it to a dude to roll in with your technique, but use a jackhammer instead of jeweler's screwdrivers.

Roberto Hogue

#3. Screwdrivers, women who screw drivers.

Paige Toon

#4. Oh the pointing again. They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?

Warrior Doctor

#5. A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...
a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black
lace bra ...

Pamela Redmond Satran

#6. See, now there's an idea for an adult panel. Fifty Shades of Gallifrey. Scarf bondage and alternative uses for sonic screwdrivers." Oh,

Kathryn Lively

#7. He never understood why she chose him. She loved abstract things like music and books and strange words. Ove was a man filled entirely with tangible things. He liked screwdrivers and oil filters. He went through life with his hands firmly shoved in his pockets. She danced.

Fredrik Backman

#8. I pawned the remote to my misery,
trading it in for liquor that was cheap;
screwdrivers for my vitamin c,
and a little bloodstream to my IV,
helping to soothe my lunacy

Phil Volatile

#9. The body is an inviolable limit. And you have to really hurt it before you know that.

Peter Coyote

#10. Zionists believe they are entitled by God to the land, groves and homes of the non-Jewish underclass. They quote the Bible as the reference that 'God gave them the land.' The size of the alleged God-given land has never been determined and Israel's borders still remain fuzzy.

Lee Whitnum

#11. You know what I wish for?" she said through a tight throat. "What I
really need? A man who loves me enough to stay.

Karina Bliss

#12. It was the guy from the counter.

G.L. Tomas

#13. I'm not against the concept of Creators/God, I'm against the antiquated beliefs that there are evil things, which are merely axioms we concocted out of our inadequacy as mortal beings, primitive brain, and underdeveloped technology.

Andreas Laurencius

#14. I can't walk in high heels, never mind dance in them.

Kesha

#15. I was born in New York.

Peter Jurasik

#16. The world is more like it is now then it ever has before.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

#17. Style, in its finest sense, is the last acquirement of the educated mind; it is also the most useful. It pervades the whole being.

Alfred North Whitehead

#18. My parents were farmers' kids from South Dakota. My dad was an engineer. I wanted to be responsible and major in something pragmatic.

Ron Carlson

#19. It is fate that I am here,' George persisted, 'but you can call it Italy if it makes you less unhappy.

E. M. Forster

#20. There's plenty of emphasis on success in our culture, but we have to help people focus on significance as well.

Morton Shaevitz

#21. I don't care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.

Josh Billings

#22. I love the fact that I can make people happy, in any form. Even if it's just an hour of their lives, if I can make them feel lucky or make them feel good, or bring a smile to a sour face, that to me is worthwhile.

Freddie Mercury

#23. I wanted to take a stand against what I think was not so well established then but is thoroughly well established now, which is the substitution for a real sense of a country of a hideous distortion which you can sell to the people called 'heritage'.

Peter Porter