Quotes About Santa's Elves

#1. Gotta keep an eye on those terrorist polar bears, and make sure Santa's elves aren't planning a holy war.

Graham McNamee

#2. Like Santa's elves," Percy said. "Except evil. And metal. And really loud.

Rick Riordan

#3. I used to figure that Santa was the zombie. Not like modern zombies, more like the voodoo ones. The elves resurrect this long dead saint to do their festive bidding every year because they were magically restricted to the North Pole. It's entirely possibly my mom let me watch too many horror movies.

Thomm Quackenbush

#4. MOM: Fuck santa. If I had a million little elves helping me and random people feeding me cookies, I'd be jolly all the time too.

Sophia Fraioli

#5. I'll always be there
I'd give anything and everything
And I will always care
Through weekness and strength
Happiness and sorrow
For better or for worse
I will love you
With every beat of my heart.

Shania Twain

#6. How can our hearts not break? How can we hold our tears? How can we bear the pain of losing those loving children and their guardians, who were slain in Newtown, Conn.? Why can't we face the reality of our times and restrict deranged people from having these destructive powers?

Radhanath Swami

#7. If Mitt Romney was Santa Claus, he would fire the reindeer and outsource the elves.

Ted Strickland

#8. Our crew guys, it's amazing what they have to go through to make a show happen every night.

Luke Bryan

#9. I felt that the Star Wars series became very pretentious as time went on. Just heavy and leaden.

John Milius

#10. Sometimes you do not like the situation. But you have to endure for awhile.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#11. Maybe he was the anti-Santa, of the South Pole, and he was going to show them where the elves made lumps of coal for Anti-Christmas.

Lev Grossman

#12. As you awake from dreams may you find this one the wondrous one to awaken to.

Tom Althouse

#13. I'm going to be doing exactly what I'm doing now - teaching people about animals.

Bindi Irwin

#14. The armored infantry was Santa Claus, the battle was out Christmas. What else for the elves to do on Christmas Eve but to let their hair down and drink a a little eggnog.

Hiroshi Sakurazaka

#15. There is no love which does not become help.

Paul Tillich

#16. Let's face it: most of our children believe that God is happy if they're "good for goodness' sake." We've transformed the holy, terrifying, magnificent, and loving God of the Bible into Santa and his elves.

Elyse M. Fitzpatrick

#17. So they told us all about how other kids were deceived by their parents, how the toys the grown-ups claimed were made by little elves wearing bell caps in their workshop at the North Pole actually had labels on them saying MADE IN JAPAN.

Jeannette Walls

#18. History is usually a random, messy affair',

Richard Dawkins

#19. Santa is like a queen bee. All the elves are his drones, who exist to feed him royal jelly, which I guess would be milk and cookies. If an elf escapes and eats royal cookies, it will turn into another Santa. That's what all those mall Santas are. They're trying to start their own festive colonies.

Thomm Quackenbush