Quotes About Naughty Elves

#1. I smoke a cigar or two a day. I did have a brownie once. It made me sleepy.

Barney Frank

#2. I have always said 'yes' to opportunities and experiences.

Norah O'Donnell

#3. I like to see candidates who are busy finding what they are good at and what they enjoy. I call it being busy with a purpose - WHIM

Garrett Miller

#4. History is just littered with problems that were solved that were supposed to be impossible.

Paul Wolfowitz

#5. Tis from high Life high Characters are drawn; A Saint in Crape is twice a Saint in Lawn: A Judge is just, a Chanc'llor juster still; A Gownman learn'd; a Bishop what you will; Wise if a minister; but if a King, More wise, more learn'd, more just, more ev'rything.

Alexander Pope

#6. Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

Henry Beard

#7. We're only gonna talk to him," I said for what had to be the hundredth time as I pulled my truck up to the curb. But Neely Kate seemed exceptionally bloodthirsty, and truth be told, I didn't trust her all that much to behave.

Denise Grover Swank

#8. Our stories are all we have. The only thing that can save us is to learn each other's stories. From beginning to end....For every life we know, we are expanded.

Karen Fisher