Top 100 Quotes About Roald Dahl
#1. Mum just laughed gleefully at his mounting frustration, like the villainous matriarch in a Roald Dahl story. I suspect a TV guide would describe her idea of comedy as 'dark', or, at very best, 'alternative'.
Matthew Crow
#2. Roald Dahl pioneered a new kind of literature for youngsters, one that dispensed with cant and solemnity, favoring anarchy and joy over duty and humbuggery while acknowledging that oftentimes no good deed goes unpunished. But ultimately, it was his sheer joie de vivre that carried the day.
Paul Di Filippo
#4. If you go back to, say, the Brothers Grimm or Roald Dahl, you see so much darkness in children's material.
Evangeline Lilly
#5. There's a series of children's books called A Series of Unfortunate Events, which is like an incredibly dark version of Roald Dahl. I hope to start directing it.
Barry Sonnenfeld
#6. A lot of young-adult authors, great ones, have tried their hands at literary fiction, and not a lot of them have succeeded. Not even Roald Dahl could switch-hit, and not for lack of trying.
Lev Grossman
#7. I've always been interested in a certain kind of sophistication in children's literature. I loved Roald Dahl; I loved the underlying nastiness of some of his - darkness of his tales.
David Small
#8. Any conversation including the mention of Roald Dahl, Ray Bradbury, or Emily Dickinson is one worth getting into or at least eavesdropping.
Don Roff
#9. I grew up reading Stephen King, Peter Straub, Clive Barker, Robert McCammon, Isaac Asimov's nonfiction books, and Roald Dahl.
Nnedi Okorafor
#10. Roald Dahl worked with other illustrators, but it was only when he teamed up with Quentin Blake that the chemistry began to fizz. Quentin Blake is Britain's greatest living illustrator and has that special talent all the great illustrators have, of unobtrusive brilliance.
Chris Riddell
#11. When I was a child I devoured every book I could get my hands on. I loved losing myself in colourful and dramatic stories - and my absolute favourite was 'Charlie And The Chocolate Factory.' Everything about it electrified me, and when I re-read Roald Dahl's books as an adult it surprised me.
David Walliams
#12. I've always liked the classic "young adult" writers like Mark Twain, Jack London, Roald Dahl, Charles Dickens. They write so clearly, and they know how to entertain.
Arthur Bradford
#13. One of the first serious attempts I made to write a novel was when I was in Grade 6 and I had read 'Matilda.' I wrote my own version and my teacher had it bound and permitted me to read it to the class - cementing my love of reading, writing and Roald Dahl!
Randa Abdel-Fattah
#14. Whether it was true or false seems ultimately of little importance.
Donald Sturrock in 'Storyteller. The Life of Roald Dahl
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#15. I think. as a child, there's something frightening about certain adults, particularly when you're in their clutches or power. That must be the reason why Roald Dahl creates such brilliant characters: He taps into something in the collective memory of people.
Bertie Carvel
#16. If the day gets really bad, I can always pull out fan mail. Who else gets mail where kids write to you and say, 'Dear Mr. Scieszka, we were supposed to write to our favorite author, but Roald Dahl is dead. So I'm writing to you.'
Jon Scieszka
#17. Roald Dahl's Marvellous Children's Charity (RDMCC) is a registered charity no. 1137409. The Roald Dahl Museum and Story Centre (RDMSC) is a registered charity no. 1085853. The Roald Dahl Charitable
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#18. I can remember exactly where I sat when my teacher first read Roald Dahl's 'James and the Giant Peach'.
Dave Eggers
#19. My earliest, most impactful encounter with a book was when I was seven and awoke early on Christmas morning to find Roald Dahl's 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory' in my stocking. I had never been so excited by the sight of a book - and have possibly never been since!
Sophie Kinsella
#20. My first favourite book was 'Are You My Mother?' A picture book about a lost bird. After that my favourites changed almost yearly. I loved everything by Roald Dahl, but my favourite was probably 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.' A librarian gave me a first edition of that book, which I treasure.
Rick Yancey
#21. I loved reading Roald Dahl when I was young but I had forgotten a lot about the books. I read the 'BFG' on the iPad the other day and it was so interesting to see his descriptions of clothes and places.
Frank Lampard
#22. In fairy-tales, witches always wear silly black hats and black cloaks, and they ride on broomsticks. But this is not a fairy-tale. This is about REAL WITCHES. The most important thing you should know about REAL WITCHES is this. Listen very carefully. Never forget what is coming next.
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#23. Unless you have been to boarding-school when you are very young, it is absolutely impossible to appreciate the delights of living at home.
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#25. loading the dreams, the BFG and Sophie disappeared over the mountains on
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#26. When he was sure that all his precious dreams had
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#27. As George removed the cork and began very slowly to pour the thick brown stuff into the spoon,
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#28. We make realities out of our dreams and dreams out of our realities. We are the dreamers of the dream.
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#29. There is no place I know that compares to pure imagination.
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#30. This is Mr. Bucket. This is Mrs. Bucket. Mr. and Mrs. Bucket have a small boy whose name is Charlie Bucket.
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#31. Bunkum and tummyrot! You'll never get anywhere if you go about what-iffing like that. Would Columbus have discovered America if he'd said 'What if I sink on the way over? What if I meet pirates? What if I never come back?' He wouldn't even have started.
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#32. We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
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#33. Had I not had children of my own, I would have never written books for children, nor would I have been capable of doing so.
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#34. Mr. Bucket was the only person in the family with a job. He worked in a toothpaste factory, where he sat all day long at a bench and screwed the little caps onto the tops of the tubes of toothpaste after the tubes had been filled.
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#35. You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You stupid glob of glue!
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#36. A message To the children who have read this book. When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important. A stodgy parent is no fun at all! What a child wants -and DESERVES- is a parent who is SPARKY! - Danny, the champion of the world.
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#37. If my books can help children become readers, then I feel I have accomplished something important.
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#38. A few weeks later, in the wood,
I came across Miss Riding Hood.
But what a change! No cloak of red,
No silly hood upon her head.
She said, 'Hello, and do please note
My lovely furry wolfskin coat.
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#39. The adult is the enemy of the child because of the awful process of civilizing this thing that, when it is born, is an animal with no manners, no moral sense at all.
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#40. A dream is not needing anything. If it is a good one, it is waiting peaceably for ever until it is released and allowed to do its job. If it is a bad one, it is always fighting to get out.
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#41. Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
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#42. If she's a lady, I'm a vernicious knid. (Eddie Albert in Willy Wanka and the Chocolate Factory)
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#43. A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom. He has no master except his own soul, and that, I am sure, is why he does it
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#44. Sophie took the book out of his hand. 'Nicholas Nickleby,' she read aloud. 'By Dahl's Chickens,' the BFG said. 'By who?' Sophie said.
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#45. Poor Earthworm,' the Ladybird said, whispering in James's ear. 'He loves to make everything into a disaster. He hates to be happy. He is only happy when he is gloomy.
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#46. All grown-ups appear as giants to small children. But Headmasters (and policemen) are the biggest giants of all and acquire a marvellously exaggerated stature.
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#47. Perhaps it's chasing me. But I don't think it will ever catch me because I am moving fast.
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#48. She sat there majestic in her armchair, filling every inch of it. Not even a mouse could have squeezed in to sit beside her.
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#49. Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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#50. No one who is good can ever be ugly.
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#51. Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
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#52. I has told you five or six times,' he said, 'and the third will be the last.
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#53. I was a fighter pilot, flying Hurricanes all round the Mediterranean. I flew in the Western Desert of Libya, in Greece, in Syria, in Iraq and in Egypt.
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#54. And when I protested a bit more, I remember he said, 'My dear Lady Ponsonby, there's nothing immoral about this. Art is only immoral when practiced by amateurs. It's the same with medicine. You wouldn't refuse to undress before your doctor, would you?
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#55. Hey!' Bruno called out 'Give me the rest of that banana I was eating.
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#56. I think I have this thing where everybody has to think I'm the greatest.And if they aren't completely knocked out and dazzled and slightly intimidated by me, I don't feel good about myself.
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#57. Pear Drops were exciting because they had a dangerous taste. All of us were warned against eating them, and the result was that we ate them more than ever.
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#58. If it's by an American it's certain to be filth. That's all they write about.
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#59. There was an air of menace about them as they loped slowly across the plain with long lolloping strides, heading for the BFG.
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#60. Ah, Piglet, you must never trust
Young ladies from the upper crust.
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#61. Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves.
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#62. The President sucked in his breath sharply. He also sucked in a big fly that happened to be passing at the time. He choked.
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#63. I shot down some German planes and I got shot down myself, crashing in a burst of flames and crawling out, getting rescued by brave soldiers.
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#65. Did they preach one thing and practice another, these men of God?
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#66. Oh, books, what books they used to know, Those children living long ago! So please, oh please, we beg, we pray, Go throw your TV set away, And in its place you can install A lovely bookshelf on the wall.
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#67. The air became colder still and everything became paler
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#68. I doubt I would have written a line ... unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
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#69. They is all at least two times my wideness and double my royal highness!
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#70. Good strong hair,' he was fond of saying, 'means there's a good strong brain underneath.' 'Like Shakespeare,' Matilda had once said to him. 'Like who?' 'Shakespeare, Daddy.' 'Was he brainy?' 'Very, Daddy.' 'He had masses of hair, did he?' 'He was bald, Daddy.
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#71. Some three years ago I drove down to Provence to spend a summer weekend with a lady who was interesting to me simply because she possessed an extraordinarily powerful muscle in a region where other women have no muscles at all.
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#72. All Norwegian children learn to swim when they are very young because if you can't swim it is difficult to find a place to bathe.
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#73. Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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#74. *Life is a series of thousands of tiny miracles. Notice them.
*No book ever ends when it's full of friends.
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#75. 'Dexter' is a very well-oiled machine; it's just a great show and great to be part of.
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#76. Perhaps his anger was intensified because he saw her getting pleasure from something that was beyond his reach.
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#77. Matilda said nothing. She simply sat there admiring the wonderful effect of her own handiwork. Mr Wormwood's fine crop of black hair was now a dirty silver, the colour this time of a tightrope-walker's tights that had not been washed for the entire circus season.
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#78. Your daughter's a cheat and a liar, the father said,
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#79. Homesickness is a bit like seasickness. You don't know how awful it is unti you get it, and when you do, it hits you right in the top of the stomach and you want to die.
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#80. Eschew all those beastly adjectives ...
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#81. The nastier the dream, the angrier it is getting when it is in prison,' the BFG said.
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#82. I'm afraid the camera got smashed against the side of the Space Hotel, Mr. President, Shuckworth replied. The President said a very rude word into the microphone and ten million children across the nation began repeating it gleefully and got smacked by their parents.
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#83. Here it is,' Nigel said.
Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY. That spells difficulty.'
How perfectly ridiculous!' snorted Miss Trunchbull. 'Why are all these women married?
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#84. It was slowly beginning to dawn upon Henry that nothing is any fun if you can get as much of it as you want. Especially money.
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#85. A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
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#86. Watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you.
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#87. But where, you might ask, is this book that the BFG wrote? It's right here. You've just finished reading it.
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#88. I go down to my little hut, where it's tight and dark and warm, and within minutes I can go back to being six or seven or eight again.
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#89. It was no good. The moonbeam was like a silver blade slicing through the room on to her face. The
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#90. George didn't say a word. He felt quite trembly. He knew something tremendous had taken place that morning. For a few brief moments he had touched with the very tips of his fingers the edge of a magic world.
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#91. When writing about oneself, one must strive to be truthful. Truth is more important than modesty.
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#92. All the reading she had done had given her a view of life that they had never seen.
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#93. There is little point in teaching anything backwards. The whole object of life, Headmistress, is to go forwards.
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#94. You seemed so far away," Miss Honey whispered, awestruck.
"Oh, I was. I was flying past the stars on silver wings," Matilda said. "It was wonderful.
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#95. Those who don't believe in magic will never find it.
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#97. I am only 8 years old, I told myself. No little boy of 8 has ever murdered anyone. It's not possible.
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#98. A newt, she decided, was a useful thing to have around.
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#99. If I were a headmaster, I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead and my pupils would study a subject that affected all of them.
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#100. Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
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