Quotes About Remote Controls

#1. In that day, we didn't have no remote controls and vacuum cleaners. If you wanted all that stuff you had children!

Tyler Perry

#2. I have five television sets. (I like to think of them as a set of five televisions.) I have two DVR boxes, three DVD players, two VHS machines and four stereos. I have nineteen remote controls, mostly in one drawer.

Rick Moranis

#3. I have a lot of gadgets, remote controls for everything - the curtains, pool cover - it's like The Jetsons!

Lil' Romeo

#4. Robot Wars is not a sport. Guys just play with remote controls. Now, if they were wired up and got an electrical shock each time their robot got hammered, then, yes, it would be a sport.

Paolo Di Canio

#5. Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base.

William Arthur Ward

#6. When the boys come, instead of buying Barbie dolls, all of a sudden you're into trucks and remote controls, cars and tanks. You buy building blocks and build castles and locomotives. You get into knives and later take them shooting with pistols, shotguns, and rifles. All of which made me very happy.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

#7. He who controls the remote, controls the world

Julie Garwood

#8. It is disgusting to pick your teeth; what is vulgar is to use a gold toothpick.

Louis Kronenberger

#9. Without courage, there is no luck and no hope. He who dares, wins.

Bryce Courtenay

#10. If I were to be totally sincere, I would say that I do not know why I live and why I do not stop living. The answer probably lies in the irrational character of life which maintains itself without reason.

Emil Cioran

#11. Evil is just a point of view

Anne Rice

#12. Nah, Dad, I'm good. Please leave me in this hotel bedroom with my handsome boyfriend. And several of his relatives, and a very sharp weapon."
"Clearly I went badly wrong somewhere when raising you," said Dad. "Well, best to do down before Tomo gets into the vodka.

Sarah Rees Brennan

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#14. I like my jokes to be built on a foundation of ideas, or at least smart observations.

George Carlin

#15. People think of all kinds of things at three in the morning. We all do. That's why we each have to figure out our own way of fighting it off.

Haruki Murakami

#16. It has been said that idleness is the parent of mischief, which is very true; but mischief itself is merely an attempt to escape from the dreary vacuum of idleness.

George Borrow

#17. Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out.

Lisa Kudrow

#18. I mean, we had on our show, we had marriages, divorces and other stuff going on. And that was just me.

Harvey Korman