Quotes About Playboy Guys

#1. Of course! That was it! I didn't need a tattoo. What I needed was something a lot less expensive and considerably less painful. What I needed was a Playboy. Guys who are gay do not keep Playboy magazines in their bedrooms.

David LaRochelle

#2. Maybe it's just me but I would suspect that a man trying to impress a woman would be more likely to bring out the steak - "I killed this for you, now I'm grilling it for you."

Elizabeth Gilbert

#3. That was our friendship: equal parts irritation and cooperation.

Ransom Riggs

#4. I like to dress, I love to have make-up on, I like to do my hair.

Ashthon Jones

#5. I think Ralph Nader is the biggest liar in American politics when he said it didn't matter who was president.

James Carville

#6. As not a native, I have the advantage of not seeing scenes habitually. I can see things fresh.

Stephen Shore

#7. Other guys read Playboy. I read annual reports.

Warren Buffett

#8. What is time? How is it measured? Why do we measure it? What is its purpose?
-Mr. Ludwig

S.L. Whyte

#9. I got invited to the Playboy Mansion with the Lonely Island guys after their first season on 'SNL,' and I sat in the corner drinking coffee and talking to Akiva Schaffer about what aspect ratio he was going to shoot 'Hot Rod' in. Like, that's what we talk about.

Bill Hader

#10. This and many others only confirmed me in the opinion, planted when I saw the sale of Martha Ann, and growing steadily thereafter, that slavery was an accursed business, and that the sooner my people were relieved of it, the better.

John Sergeant Wise

#11. The sicker you get, the harder it is to remember if you took your medicine.

George Carlin

#12. In war, moral factors acount for three quarters of the whole; relative material strength accounts for only one quarter.

Napoleon Bonaparte

#13. Quilty grimaces. "I don't like what comes after 'dicker.' " "What is that?" Quilty sighs. "Dickest. I mean, really: it's not a contest!

Lorrie Moore