Quotes About Peanut Butter Cookies

#1. Mom brought me some peanut butter cookies and a biography of Judy Garland. She told me she thought my problem was that I was too impatient, my fuse was too short, that I was only interested in instant gratification. I said, "Instant gratification takes too long." The glib martyr.

Carrie Fisher

#2. I was just slipping my pajama top over my head when I heard Ren bellow, YOU ate ALL of my peanut ... butter ... COOKIES?

Colleen Houck

#3. Let me also say I wanna make you sandwhiches,
And soup,
And peanut butter cookies,
Though, the truth is peanutbutter is actually really bad for you 'cause they grow peanuts in old cotton fields to clean the toxins out of the soil,
But hey, you like peanutbutter and I like you!

Andrea Gibson

#4. My pulse is buzzing and my stomach is a riot of butterflies and half-digested peanut butter cookies.

Autumn Doughton

#5. Remember what I said about the mosquitoes?" "Which part" asked Maggie. "The scary part, the really scary part, the legitimately terrifying part, or the part that makes suicide sound like an awesome way to spend the evening?

Mira Grant

#6. I never knew where babies came from until it happened to me.

Loretta Lynn

#7. I tried to love you less.I couldn't.

Simone De Beauvoir

#8. He lost himself in a maze of thoughts that were rendered vague by his lack of words to express them. Frowning, he tried again.

William Golding

#9. Heaven and earth
begin in the unnamed:
name's the mother
of the ten thousand things.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#10. Useless knowledge can be made directly contributory to a force of sound and disinterested public opinion.

Albert J. Nock

#11. A lesson for you, Mr. Grim: Intending an action and doing it are far from the same thing. Until you are right there, with the choice in front of you, you can only guess what you might do, and what your character might be. Are you hero or coward? Often you will guess wrong.

Violet Haberdasher

#12. The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp.

John Berry

#13. The haughty woman who can stand alone, and requires no leaning-place in our hearts, loses the spell of her sex.

Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

#14. If a bomb has your name on it, you are dead whatever you do; and if not, it will miss you.

James Lingard

#15. He who is drawn to something desirable does not desire to have it as a thought but as a thing.

Thomas Aquinas

#16. Trust me. I'm going to make sure this healthcare bill is never, ever, ever implemented.

John Boehner