Quotes About Office Workers

#1. All office workers are afraid of being late for work.

Stefan Zweig

#2. A few decades ago, many people didn't drink water outside of a meal. Then beverage companies started bottling the production of far-off springs, and now office workers unthinkingly sip bottled water all day long.

Charles Duhigg

#3. This is Night Vale. Our mayor once led an army of masked warriors from another dimension through magic doors to defeat an army of smiling blood-covered office workers. There is definitely, definitely another way.

Joseph Fink

#4. Like so many other office workers of the world, I will obey my master, the clock, and will obediently nod to my co-workers and make small talk about sports, kids and weather - all things I'm not genuinely interested in.

Rob Payne

#5. Linda doesn't like to give out her cell number to "non-industry people," like the office workers at my high school, because she thinks she's Donatella Versace.

Matthew Quick

#6. With the revolution around 1980 of PCs, the spreadsheet programs were tuned for office workers - not to replace office workers, but it respected office workers as being capable of being programmers. So office workers became programmers of spreadsheets. It increased their capabilities.

Rodney Brooks

#7. If I had an office job, I'd probably be doing the exact same thing I'm doing on television: hanging out by the water cooler and talking to co-workers about their relationships.

Tracy McMillan

#8. To me it was never about what I accomplished on the football field, it was about the way I played the game.

Jerry Rice

#9. A lot of the women I know, that's what they're complaining about - either the man in their life or the lack of a man in their life.

Marc Cherry

#10. For discipline is imposed not just on oneself but on those in one's orbit.

Philip Roth

#11. Those spineless types who talk about abolishing the apostrophe are missing the point.

Lynne Truss

#12. SCUM will become members of the unwork force, the fuck-up force; they will get jobs of various kinds and unwork... SCUM office and factory workers, in addition to fucking up their work, will secretly destroy equipment. SCUM will unwork at a job until fired, then get a new job to unwork at.

Valerie Solanas

#13. Jeans of any sort should not be worn in nice restaurants. They pollute the landscape. They should also not be worn in the workplace if no other workers wear them. However, if your office is casual, go for it.

Letitia Baldrige

#14. Every time I see a picture of Stalin I look him square in the eye and I say: You're a meat eater, Joseph.

Philip K. Dick

#15. One of my co-workers at Ralph Lauren heard about the show, and when she got back to the office, said; Carson, you have to call Bravo. They're doing a show. You're perfect for it.

Carson Kressley

#16. The need to congregate workers in offices will gradually diminish.

Ray Kurzweil

#17. I have a couple of basses in my office. And I try to be courteous of my co-workers, but sometimes I get carried away and I crank up my amp and I rock out. It's kind of my stress reliever.

Lester Holt

#18. Another study, of 38,000 knowledge workers across different sectors, found that the simple act of being interrupted is one of the biggest barriers to productivity. Even multitasking, that prized feat of modern-day office warriors, turns out to be a myth.

Susan Cain

#19. For with dandies, a joke is the only way of making yourself respected.

Jules Barbey D'Aurevilly