Quotes About Offensive Jokes

#1. In addition to my cousin, there were 30 or 40 guys I grew up with who became firefighters as well. So, I've been around firefighters all my life.

Denis Leary

#2. Profane, vulgar, or crude language and inappropriate or off-color jokes are offensive to the Lord. Never misuse the name of God or Jesus Christ.

Thomas S. Monson

#3. O, nothing is more alluring than a levee from a couch in some confusion.

William Congreve

#4. I am edgy, raw, offensive, vulgar, untruthful, but intelligent. My jokes are always realistic. I do not make fun of children or people who cannot fight back. That is my limitation.

Vir Das

#5. Real racist jokes or sexist jokes aren't funny - not because they're offensive, but because they're not true. As soon as a joke is based on an untruth, it's not funny.

Ricky Gervais

#6. In one decade, women had gotten more protection against offensive jokes in the workplace than men had gotten in centuries against being killed in the workplace.

Warren Farrell

#7. Genius is a promontory jutting out into the infinite.

Victor Hugo

#8. Maybe there is no right thing to say. Maybe the right thing is just a myth, not really out there at all.

Nina LaCour

#9. I don't think just scaring people is enough. That worked during the freeze days to a major extent, but we really didn't achieve that much even at that time. You have to have more, you have to give people hope and a vision of a better world.

Alan Cranston

#10. It's not about eating, it's about feeding!

Jill Castle

#11. Moonlight floods the whole sky from horizon to horizon;
How much it can fill your room depends on its windows.

Rumi

#12. Ricky Hatton would knock Khan out. 5 years ago or now.

Carl Froch

#13. Jokes that are gratuitously offensive are synonymous with bad writing to me. I'm offended as a writer first and as a person second.

Rachel Bloom

#14. For 35 years, I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren't funny. Some of them weren't appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.

Al Franken

#15. I think very long and hard about every possibly offensive joke I want to make. I really hate mean humor and would hate to make anyone reading my jokes feel truly bad.

Megan Amram

#16. I love acting; I don't want to give up on it at all, but it would be nice to step behind the camera once in a while as well.

Lee Norris