Quotes About Nits

#1. The inactive must justify their sloth by picking nits with those making an attempt -

Dave Eggers

#2. The Democrats continue to snipe at Bush. They'll never give it up to him. You know Teddy Kennedy and Tom Daschle pick more nits than a father and son spider monkey team who know they're being followed by a National Geographic film crew.

Dennis Miller

#3. We take care of each other like two monkeys picking each other's nits. Folks underestimate a good nit-pick.

Karen Marie Moning

#4. Sadie gave her head an exaggerated scratch. 'Don't come too close if you know what's good for you, these nits are on steroids.

Sharon Sant

#5. By the way, I don't mean to pick nits here, but Obama has just ordered the flag at half-mast for 10 days for Mandela. He did not order the flag at half-mast at all for Lady Thatcher.

Rush Limbaugh

#6. He looks like a man who has nits and worms at the same time.

Mark Lawrenson

#7. Have we never had to compromise before? Of course, hundreds of times! And will hundreds more! And not with gods, but with lousy bureaucrats, with nits who are disgusting to touch.

Arkady Strugatsky

#8. But unless we determine to take action,' said the old man querulously, as if struggling against something deeply insouciant in his nature, 'then we shall all be destroyed, we shall all die. Surely we care about that?' 'Not enough to want to get killed over it,' said Ford.

Douglas Adams

#9. People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend.

Jim Morrison

#10. There are no kinder, more generous, more welcoming, more hospitable people in America than in the 92 counties of Indiana.

Mike Pence

#11. Sometimes it is very difficult to keep in mind the fact that the parents, too, have reasons for what they do
have reasons, locked in the depths of their personalities, for their inability to love, to understand, to give of themselves to their children.

Virginia Mae Axline

#12. Spirituality is the strength of existence.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#13. I was probably the one who tattled on the class clown. To get in good with the teachers.

Christine Lavin

#14. There are two days in the year that you cannot do anything: YESTERDAY & TOMORROW: Only TODAY you can Be Happy, Smile, Dream, Love, Feel, & Be Thankful ...

Pablo

#15. Nothing was worse than a handsome guy who became an ignorant toad when he spoke.

Penny Reid

#16. One's spirituality is about one's deepest personal understanding of and interactions with Life and God ... whatever those may be.

Neale Donald Walsch

#17. The greatest science in the world; in heaven and on earth; is love.

Mother Teresa

#18. To accomplish much you must first lose everything.

Che Guevara

#19. Dear Ms. Baird, As of today, you do have a slave clause in your contract. It means you do everything I say. Under no circumstances are you to eat, sleep, take breaks, or check in to hotel rooms with men named Eggplant. Sincerely, Gabriel

Nalini Singh

#20. The question is never "Why the addiction?" but "Why the pain?" The research literature is unequivocal: most hard-core substance abusers come from abusive homes.

Gabor Mate

#21. Marshall vested absolute title to the land in the government and gave Indians nothing more than the right of occupancy, a right that could be taken away at any time.

Louise Erdrich