Quotes About Newbies

#1. Clearly, unless thinking beings inevitably wipe themselves out soon after developing technology, extraterrestrial intelligence could often be millions or billions of years in advance of us. We're the galaxy's noodling newbies.

Seth Shostak

#2. Feeling so rush to be proficient is
a common temptation for newbies.

Toba Beta

#3. You scared of that pip-squeak? Dude, you got a lot to learn. Freakin' Newbies.

James Dashner

#4. Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often students, for heaven's sake.

Terry Pratchett

#5. Newbies tend to demean one another.

Toba Beta

#6. Let us hope ... that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under which we have been laboring.

Peter De Vries

#7. I consider it completely unimportant who in the party will vote, or how; but what is extraordinarily important is this - who will count the votes, and how.

Joseph Vissarionovich Stalin

#8. You ever hear the saying 'The third time's the charm'? It isn't. It's just a way of saying that you've tried something twice and failed and you're too stubborn or stupid to quit and move on.

- Ernest Stone

Ruth Ford Elward

#9. When do we put on the lingerie? Always at the beginning of the relationship - first couple of months, strutting around the bedroom wearing a teddy. Yeah, six months later, you've stopped shaving your legs and you look like a teddy.

Carol Leifer

#10. It is proper Netiquette to provide positive reinforcement, feedback, for posts we Like.

David Chiles

#11. Sometimes I get a call from my bank, and the first thing they ask is, 'Mr. Mitnick, may I get your account number?' And I'll say, 'You called me! I'm not giving you my account number!'

Kevin Mitnick