Quotes About Moustaches

#1. From insipid sweet wine; from men who wear moustaches; from the sort of people that call legs 'limbs'; from bedraggled white petticoats: Kind Devil, deliver me.

Mary MacLane

#2. No, bwother, I have gwown moustaches myself,

Leo Tolstoy

#3. Hercule Poirot addressed himself to the task of keeping his moustaches out of the soup.

Agatha Christie

#4. May your moustaches never grow less.

Agatha Christie

#5. Sehwag is the most unpredictable batsman i have ever seen in my career

Glenn McGrath

#6. Gotta take my puppy on the road with me, Killer.

Gregg Allman

#7. [About Poirot] The flamboyant moustaches, the sartorial elegance, the white spats and the pointed patent leather shoes all filled this insular young man with distinct misgivings.

Agatha Christie

#8. I loved moustaches. I used to draw myself with one. When I was 14, I was really into war and Van Gogh.

Billy Childish

#9. The media and their journalists are merely megaphones for stupidity, the verb par excellence.

William C. Brown

#10. Music or the color of the sea are easier to describe than the taste of one of these Armoricaines ...

Eleanor Clark

#11. My favorite comedy is comedy where nothing is achieved and there is no point.

Conan O'Brien

#12. On Twitter, when someone would die, I would write a joke. Or if there's a tragedy, I would write a joke and tweet it. That was my thing, and then at a certain point, people started demanding it.

Anthony Jeselnik

#13. Nobody has so many friends that he can afford to lose one.

Edward Abbey

#14. There was only one thing about his own appearance which really pleased Hercule Poirot, and that was the profusion of his moustaches, and the way they responded to grooming and treatment and trimming. They were magnificent. He knew of nobody else who had any moustache half as good.

Agatha Christie

#15. My 'Movember' moustache was never going to be as big as Nigel Mansell's, but I tried my best. The amazing thing is that when you try to grow a moustache, you notice everyone else's. There are some amazing moustaches on the grid.

Jenson Button

#16. We should look closely on what is happening at the moment, guys with little moustaches can pop up everywhere now given this instable economic situation. A look into history shows us what that could mean.

Steve Keen

#17. I don't think I'd rock a moustache. I don't mind growing a beard. I think it's just a guy thing. We like to nurture a beard, see what we can grow and sort of test our own patience with how long we can let it grow out. However, I'm not really as keen on moustaches as I am on beards.

James Magnussen

#18. Personality and mind, like moustaches, belong to a certain age. They are a deformity in a child ... Leave his sensibilities, his emotions, his spirit, and his mind severely alone. There is the devil in mothers, that they must provoke personalresponse from their infants.

D.H. Lawrence

#19. I think hope is the worst thing in the world. I really do. It makes a fool of you while it lasts. And then when it's gone, it's like there's nothing left of you at all ... except what you can't be rid of.

Marilynne Robinson

#20. He went out of the compartment and returned a few moments later with a small spirit stove and a pair of curling tongs. "I use them for the moustaches," he said, referring to the latter.

Agatha Christie

#21. I don't know, I'm sure," said Mrs. Burch. She had said that three times already. Her natural distrust of foreign-looking gentlemen with black moustaches, wearing large fur-lined coats was not to be easily overcome.

Agatha Christie

#22. In the old days villains had moustaches and kicked the dog. Audiences are smarter today. They don't want their villain to be thrown at them with green limelight on his face. They want an ordinary human being with failings.

Alfred Hitchcock

#23. I haven't got an opportunity to experiment with the dimensions of my moustache much. But yes, if the role demands, I'm ready to shave it off. I feel it's good to have moustaches for South films, but I'd love to remove my moustache; why not?

Ravi Teja

#24. I am a bit of a Cheap Pete, but I do spend a fortune on books and false moustaches and practical jokes.

Karen Duffy

#25. I'm a big fan of moustaches. I think it's because - and this is not Freudian innuendo at all - my father has a moustache.

Amanda Seyfried

#26. The rat is the moustache in the trache. The wrongdoer in the soer.

J. Patrick Lewis