Quotes About Miniature Golf

#1. I think dates considered super corny and cheesy - whether it's going bowling or miniature golf or something where you can be competitive and just have fun with each other - those always make the most memorable dates!

Aimee Teegarden

#2. Miniature golf, like billiards, is a game of angles. And, like billiards, most of the fun is in pretending you know what the hell you're doing. The worse you do, the more you have to laugh.

Victor LaValle

#3. In the 1940s and 1950s, the grass surface on most miniature golf courses was actually goat hair that had been dyed green.

Will Pearson

#4. You have the opposite of poker face. You have like.. miniature golf face.

Elizabeth Gilbert

#5. Plot is to literature what individual holes are to miniature golf.

Stanley Elkin

#6. People always assume I play basketball because I'm tall. I'd like to ask people if they play miniature golf because they're short, but I had a feeling breaking that one out right now wasn't going to endear me to anyone.

Aprilynne Pike

#7. The police still found this earlier omission in my statement hard to understand, but they weren't the ones who had been the victim of the Wests, how could they have understood?

Stephen Richards

#8. I am now convinced that we evangelicals have often seriously misrepresented the beliefs and practices of the Mormon community.. Let me state it bluntly to the LDS folks here this evening: We have sinned against you.

Richard J. Mouw

#9. For me, everything has always been an accident.

Craig Charles

#10. The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass' movie, I know that I'm going to wind up with at least two broken bones. I don't know when it's going to happen, but you can't contemplate how you're going to fall and what's going to happen.

Bam Margera

#11. I suppose this is what life will be like for me - never having a boyfriend, always just living through others

Louise Rennison

#12. ESPN is a great organization to work for.

Lou Holtz

#13. When I go on a holiday to a tropical place, I'll spray tan before I go.

Michael Douglas

#14. I've got to work really hard and I know exactly what I've achieved because I know how hard I've worked, and I make sure to work as hard as I absolutely possibly can, because I know that's the only shot I have at being successful.

Ben Affleck

#15. I want you so much. Tell me you want me. Say yes.

Jeaniene Frost

#16. To build a respectful, kind and loving relationship, begin by being respectful, kind and loving to yourself

Shya Kane

#17. Do you believe in vampires? Not the sparkly variety.

Sarah Beth Durst