Quotes About Middle Fingers

#1. He is also a keen cook, gardener and birder. He has no middle fingers on one hand, so he can't swear but is permanently doing the heavy metal sign.

Alan Partridge

#2. I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.

Marilyn Manson

#3. At first one, then another, then almost every member of the crowd touches the three middle fingers of their left hand to their lips and holds it out to me.

Suzanne Collins

#4. If I live - will you let me take a proper picture of you? No tongues sticking out, no middle fingers?

Hiroshi Sakurazaka

#5. Everybody's someone else's nigger
I know you are so am I
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers
I don't need to chose a side

Marilyn Manson

#6. And people like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

Alexandra Bracken

#7. Veronica eased the car forward, narrowly missing two girls who stopped in the middle of the street to light each other's cigarettes. They both held up their middle fingers in perfect unison. Veronica cheerfully flipped them off in return, then took a right toward Neptune's Warehouse District.

Rob Thomas

#8. It has been observed that the height of a man from the crown of the head to the sole of the foot is equal to the distance between the tips of the middle fingers of the two hands when extended in a straight line.

Pliny The Elder

#9. Lin beamed, and threw a couple of triumphant middle fingers in the air.

Lin-Manuel Miranda

#10. I have often thought that with any luck at all I could have been born a werewolf, because the two middle fingers on both my hands are the same length, but I have had to be content with what I had.

Shirley Jackson

#11. Raven, holding Joshua's chin, asks him how old he is.
Joshua, folding in the pinky and the thumb on his left hand, while leaning on Raven's legs, raises three middle fingers into the air.
"That's what I thought. You're three.

Giorge Leedy

#12. I was helping my mom grind meat at our butcher shop, and it just hypnotized me. I don't remember sticking my hand in, but it sheared off the three middle fingers and left me with a pinkie and a thumb.

Jon Tester

#13. Here's a helpful hint: If you nod, I can't see it. Or head shakes. Or shrugs. Or middle fingers. Or interpretive dances. When I ask you a question, you need to actually speak.

Emma Scott

#14. I was not born with enough middle fingers.

Wiz Khalifa

#15. That's why your middle finger close to your ring, coz it's either love or hate there ain't no in-between

Mike Stud

#16. I'm going to let that slide because you seemed to have been in the middle of being eaten by a monster." He was clutching his midsection as if from pain, the squashed remnants of a soft brown cookie squeezing between his fingers as though dough from a pasta machine.

BMB Johnson

#17. Always check for traps, left is always right unless there's a middle, always put your healer in the best armor and wear your magic rings on your toes instead of your fingers ... What else? ... Always have rope.

Kate Milford

#18. Despite my mum being from a small village in the middle of a forest, I'm not a country person. I don't like my bacon sandwich to be curiously snuffling at my fingers. But sometimes being police means holding your breath and fondling a pig.

Ben Aaronovitch

#19. Maybe I shouldn't and I should flip my middle finger up to the world. Hell, I should make all my fingers dance in a bouquet of fuck offs.

Tracy Krimmer

#20. I didn't invent the middle finger, but I perfected the use of it.

Ted Nugent

#21. You can sit right on my middle finger for the night

Lil' Wayne

#22. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.

Gena Showalter

#23. I spread my fingers outward,
letting the knife tip of my
middle finger rip the sky as
it tares a rift in the moon.

A.P. Sweet

#24. He holds up two fingers - his pointer and middle - places them under his eyes, and then points in front of us.

Victoria Scott

#25. Books on the openings abound; nor are works on the end game wanting; but those on the middle game can be counted on the fingers of one hand.

Harry Golombek

#26. I was born with the biggest middle finger on Earth.

Eminem

#27. OK - answer me this: why would anyone want to wear an overcoat in San Francisco in the middle of summer?" Sophie Newman pressed her fingers against the Bluetooth earpiece as she spoke. On

Michael Scott

#28. Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher.

Megan Fox

#29. And what? Accidentally cuts off three fingers postmortem? 'Oops, oh, no, my girlfriend just died! Clumsy me, in trying to perform CPR, I chopped off some fingers! Guess I'll just take them with me ... Oh, darn, where did that middle finger go?

Barry Lyga

#30. God! She was tempted to take a picture of her middle finger and send it back. Her fingers flew across the screen. Heading to first period. Maybe you can do something more useful than texting me.

Brigid Kemmerer

#31. Every band always tells you to raise your middle finger ...

Patrick Stump