Quotes About Menstruate

#1. Nothing do I know of the law at all. But I do remember that the Bible likens human justice to a woman's unclean rag - quasi pannus menstruate - and I have little faith in truth as an immediate safeguard, in this world.

Patrick O'Brian

#2. Researchers at the University Hospital in Helsinki Finland said that if Barbie were a real person, she'd lack the 17-22% body fat required to menstruate.

Habib Sadeghi

#3. The male tax?"
"Yeah. The tax that men have to pay for not having to menstruate every month. Or risk getting pregnant. Or deal with the physically stronger sex in a macho world ... Women have to put up with all that stuff, so the least we men can do is pay the male tax and get the tab.

Zack Love

#4. In a way women are fleshier because of estrogen. It's hard for us to lose weight because when we get super skinny we don't ovulate. Women in camps during the Holocaust didn't menstruate and didn't ovulate. They were starving; they were terrified. Why emulate that condition? It's nonsensical to me.

Erica Jong

#5. Unable to make babies, they make bombs instead. Men menstruate by shedding other people's blood.

Lucy Ellmann

#6. Memories are't like words; they're soft and gooey. Covered with a sticky slime, like a penis after sex, or your vagina when you menstruate, and shaped like tadpoles or tiny watersnakes

Ryu Murakami

#7. Bodies are strange. Some people have real problems with the stuff that goes on inside them. You find out that inside someone you know there's just mucus and meat and slime and bone. They menstruate, salivate, defecate and cry. You know? Sometimes it can just kill the romance. You know that?

Neil Gaiman

#8. Are you menstruating?
what?
You're angry. Women are often angry when they menstruate. It is the hormones.

Alex Adams

#9. She is a moron and too dumb to menstruate straight.
perhaps the best line from Shooter

Walter Dean Myers

#10. Mental health: having enough safe places in your mind for your thoughts to settle.

Alain De Botton

#11. Even when alcoholics' brains were changed through surgery, it wasn't enough. The old cues and cravings for rewards were still there, waiting to pounce. The alcoholics only permanently changed once they learned new routines that drew on the old triggers and provided a familiar relief.

Charles Duhigg

#12. The only way to earn what you're really worth is to get paid based on your results.

T. Harv Eker

#13. It is possible for us to mount into a state in which a doubt or a fear shall be but as a bird of passage flitting across the soul, but never lingering there.

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#14. I have never been an idealist - that implies you aren't going to achieve something.

Arthur Scargill

#15. There is one thing we can do, and the happiest people are those who do it to the limit of their ability. We can be completely present. We can be all here. We can ... give all our attention to the opportunity before us.

Mark Van Doren

#16. If you would have peace, genuine peace, you must accept all the aspects of your personality and learn to be comfortable with them.

Morgan Llywelyn

#17. Something should be said here - she should ask him where his home was, maybe compliment him on his choice of pants, or perhaps inquire if he'd mind if she climbed him like Mount Kadish and had her way with him right here and now.

Bethany K. Lovell

#18. He spoke in a calm and measured voice, and a small part of me found myself falling for him. This wasn't just a physical thing anymore. The man had strength of self and character, and damn if I didn't love it.

Karina Halle

#19. I married an archaeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me.

Agatha Christie

#20. As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Fran Lebowitz

#21. Life is a bank account, there are no withdrawals without first putting something in.

Ray Torres

#22. I just go with the flow, so any style can be in my music - that makes it exciting.

Yoko Ono

#23. Janeway enters from her office, which on the USS Voyager was called the captain's ready room, and walks slowly through the bridge, greeting each officer in turn.

Kate Mulgrew

#24. Opium is not so stupefying to many persons as an afternoon sermon.

Jonathan Swift