Quotes About Machetes

#1. Don't you watch any cop shows?" Logan asked. "You're supposed to wait until I've made sure there are no guys with submachine guns and machetes waiting in the shadows."
"Was that a joke?" Zak asked

Barbara Elsborg

#2. The two of us, we're the best kind of disaster. Apples and oranges. Well, more like apples and machetes.

Brittany Cavallaro

#3. The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Dave Barry

#4. I don't like hiking with convicts carrying machetes.

Susan Orlean

#5. There's the new America for you. Bring them in by the millions. Bring in 10 million more from Africa. Bring them in with AIDS. Show how multicultural you are. They can't reason, but bring them in with a machete in their head. Go ahead. Bring them in with machetes in their mind.

Michael Savage

#6. It's so cute. They're in love." "It's like watching two kittens fight with machetes,

Abigail Roux

#7. He greatly valued his possessions, chiefly because they were his, and derived genuine pleasure from contemplating a painting, a statuette, a rare lace curtain - no matter what - after he had bought it and placed it among his household gods.

Kate Chopin

#8. We surrendered rather easily to yet another romantic notion: that meaning is to be found only in misery

Elizabeth D. Samet

#9. It's not that I wear fantastic clothes, it's just that clothes look fantastic on me.

Shahrukh Khan

#10. Do me a favor, elope when you're forty." Evan sighed as he walked over to where Katie was standing.
"Deal.

Tere Michaels

#11. Images provide a knowledge that we can interiorize rather than 'apply,' can take to that place in ourselves where there is water and where reeds and grasses grow ...

Christine Downing

#12. One day you're a college graduate, in love with Mr. Right and looking for a job. The next day, your Rambo."
"Your timeline is off. And can we lose the Rambo part?

Mary Abshire