Top 60 Quotes About Lynde: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Lynde

#1. Things that make me laugh range from a wonderful stand-up like Jerry Seinfeld, Louis C.K. and Chris Rock to my son Gabe, who does great improv work. I also look backwards to the great comedic actors like Jackie Gleason, Paul Lynde and Phil Silvers.

Jason Alexander

#2. I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

Paul Lynde

#3. I'm a personality - like a George Plimpton who effectively plays himself in a bunch of different roles, or a Paul Lynde-type character.

John Hodgman

#4. Mrs. Lynde says, 'Blessed are they who expect nothing for they shall not be disappointed.

L.M. Montgomery

#5. There's always a piece of unfinished work left,' said Mrs. Lynde, with tears in her eyes. 'But I supposed there's always some one to finish it.

L.M. Montgomery

#6. Few things in Avonlea ever escaped Mrs. Lynde. It was only that morning Anne had said, If you went to your own room at midnight, locked the door, pulled down the blind, and sneezed, Mrs. Lynde would ask you the next day how your cold was!

L.M. Montgomery

#7. Mrs. Lynde says Mrs. Wrights grandfather stole a sheep but Marilla says we mustent speak ill of the dead. Why mustent we, Anne? I want to know. It's pretty safe ain't it?

L.M. Montgomery

#8. Freedom!' Mrs. Lynde sniffed. 'Freedom! Don't talk like a Yankee, Anne.

L.M. Montgomery

#9. I detest that woman [Rachel Lynde] more than anybody I know. She can put a whole sermon, text, comment, and application, into six words, and throw it at you like a brick.

L.M. Montgomery

#10. People come over, and we watch things like 'The Paul Lynde Halloween Special.' I have a hot tub. Everybody puts on a bathing suit and we splash around.

Paget Brewster

#11. There are plenty of people, in Avonlea and out of it, who can attend closely to their neighbours' business by dint of neglecting their own; but Mrs. Rachel Lynde was one of those capable creatures who can manage their own concerns and those of other folks into the bargain.

Lucy Maud Montgomery

#12. I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Paul Lynde

#13. If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

Paul Lynde

#14. My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.

Paul Lynde

#15. If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

Paul Lynde

#16. An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.

Paul Lynde

#17. My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.

Paul Lynde

#18. No one is just anything. You all cast ripples throughout the world with small actions sometimes having such profound effect.

Julia P. Lynde

#19. When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.

Paul Lynde

#20. My body may have been abused, but it certainly hasn't been neglected.

Paul Lynde

#21. As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I've used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you're exhausted

Paul Lynde

#22. The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.

Paul Lynde

#23. I'm Liberace without a piano.

Paul Lynde

#24. The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

Paul Lynde

#25. I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.

Paul Lynde

#26. I laughed all the way through Love Story.

Paul Lynde

#27. My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables, for that matter.

Paul Lynde

#28. I think basically an actor is a salesman.

Paul Lynde

#29. Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.

Paul Lynde

#30. I may have survived, but I am broken," I remind him sadly.
"No, Sunny, you're just a bit battered. We both are. Or if we're broken, that's only when we're alone. But now we're together, baby! And together, we're both whole.

Olivia Lynde

#31. I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

Paul Lynde

#32. I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

Paul Lynde

#33. Politicians ... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.

Paul Lynde

#34. If we go now, there's no coming back. You're mine all night."
Her eyes flashed. "Promise?"
That was it.
Jack grabbed her hand and pulled her off the dance floor, toward the main entrance of the tent.

Julie James

#35. - I hate to break this to you, Cameron, but you are only human.
- Shh ... I've been trying to keep that under wraps for years.

Julie James

#36. My following is straight. I'm so glad.

Paul Lynde

#37. My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.

Paul Lynde

#38. I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

Paul Lynde

#39. I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.

Paul Lynde

#40. You're never safe from being surprised until you're dead.

L.M. Montgomery

#41. Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?

Paul Lynde

#42. My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

Paul Lynde

#43. I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.

Paul Lynde

#44. The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.

Paul Lynde

#45. Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

Paul Lynde

#46. Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

Paul Lynde

#47. If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

Paul Lynde

#48. I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

Paul Lynde

#49. I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.

Paul Lynde

#50. Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.

Paul Lynde

#51. It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.

Paul Lynde

#52. A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.

Paul Lynde

#53. Women are my best friends, my best audience. If I look out from the stage and see a lot of men, I know I'm in trouble

Paul Lynde

#54. A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

Paul Lynde

#55. I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.

Paul Lynde