Quotes About London Marathon

#1. Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them!

Frankie Boyle

#2. I might have to do the London Marathon. I like crowds, so that is why I like the big marathons.

Cara Buono

#3. Maybe I should consider going to paranormal and ask them whether this guy is for real or not.

Nina Ardianti

#4. Nothing is more beautiful than freedom, and nothing more grotesque than its molestation.

Bryant McGill

#5. Great, thought Jack. I'm on marathon walk to London, likely to be ambushed by diseased nutters at any moment and I'm stuck with a load of idiots who sound like they've escaped from the set of In the Night Garden.

Charlie Higson

#6. If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice. If he leaves it empty, he gets actors.

Walter Scott

#7. Why? Why is there a crisis in literature? Because of lies and rottenness. Simplicity and sincerity have been replaced by obsfucation and pretense. Men, of course. They love to create mystery where none exists. It's the way they think.

Alexander McCall Smith

#8. If there were any justice," said Shale, "one ought to be allowed to use ardent militarists for experiments in peacetime, if one uses pacifists in war. But I suppose they wouldn't volunteer.

Nigel Balchin

#9. The man lived like a monk.
And made love like a sinner.

Cindy Gerard

#10. Want me to Stevie Wonder my way to the bathroom?

Amy Schumer

#11. Why tomorrow when there is today?

Connor Franta

#12. Blank eyes. Empty eyes. A doll's eyes. Eyes more dead than death.

Robert Jordan

#13. With a hundred and seventy-eight machines to sequence the precise order of the billions of chemicals within a molecule of DNA, B.G.I. produces at least a quarter of the world's genomic data - more than Harvard University, the National Institutes of Health, or any other scientific institution.

Michael Specter

#14. I'm so glad I put a hot, naked guy on my Christmas wish list. I just didn't think Santa would actually deliver one.

Patricia W. Fischer