Quotes About Lap Dogs

#1. If you can't distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn't undertake philanthropic work.

Anton Chekhov

#2. Lap-dogs and blood-hounds enjoy the greatest respect at court; house-dogs and no dogs at all are not even considered.

Franz Grillparzer

#3. No louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast, When husbands or lap-dogs breathe their last.

Alexander Pope

#4. O, girls! set your affections on cats, poodles, parrots or lap-dogs; but let matrimony alone. It's the hardest way on earth to getting a living.

Fanny Fern

#5. I understand that most ladies tend to prefer lap dogs ... Perhaps I am an exception.

Emily Bronte

#6. In my lap I had my dear little pug, the smell of whose ears will always be sweeter to me than all the perfumes of Araby and the scent of heliotrope combined.

Kathryn Davis

#7. First time was instinct. I hear O'Leary go, "Jesus," and there's a skinny brown dog lapping up blood the same way he'd lap up water from a bowl. It wasn't American blood, but still, there's that dog, lapping it up. And that's the last straw, I guess, and then it's open season on dogs.

Phil Klay

#8. I am scared of one thing in my life, to be unworthy of my sufferings.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

#9. Yes, you do. You get everything you want out of people. I don't know how you do it, but you are a born wheedler." "Thank you. Fire away.

Louisa May Alcott

#10. Hell is so bloody thing, but with Lucifer from Lucifer series, hell is like comedy.

Deyth Banger

#11. When an eighty-five pound mammal licks your tears away, then tries to sit on your lap, it's hard to feel sad.

Kristan Higgins

#12. When I say "dogs", I'm talking about dogs, which are large, bounding, salivating animals, usually with bad breath. I am not talking about those little squeaky things you can hold on your lap and carry around. Zoologically speaking, these are not dogs at all; they are members of the pillow family.

Dave Barry

#13. There are some public figures who are very private and almost hide behind their work. I try to be as open as possible.

Moby

#14. Every cat knows how to keep his owner feeding them: You may scratch and bite ninety-nine times, but the hundredth time, you must leap into a lap and press your nose to their nose. Rules are for dogs.

Catherynne M Valente

#15. Because once you give your body to a guy, there's no taking it back. And once you've done that it opens up feelings, emotions and vulnerabilities you never knew you were capable of having. I'm not ready to give him my heart. What if he breaks it?

J. Sterling

#16. Do not fall in love ... it means you have to look at someone else.

Sunny-Drunk

#17. My forte is awkwardness.

Zach Galifianakis