Quotes About Kris Jenner

#1. Kim Kardashian and Kris Jenner have the exact same eyes.

Tyra Banks

#2. Why is Kris Jenner a powerhouse? Because some part of us confuses fame and infamy, too. If she really bothered us half as much as we claim she does, we'd look away and stop feeding her empire.

Koren Zailckas

#3. Oh, my goodness, I am obsessed with Costco! We do runs at least twice a week. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds.

Kris Jenner

#4. I think that my biggest role models are people that have maybe struggled for a while and then finally gotten to their destination.

Jonathan Brandis

#5. Never tell your enemy he is doing the wrong thing.

Napoleon Bonaparte

#6. Basketball's eras are defined by teams - Celtics, Lakers, Bulls - and baseball's epochs are defined by players - Ruth, Robinson, Mantle - but with football, it's the sideline strategists, the nutty professors and top coated Lears.

J.R. Moehringer

#7. If someone says no, you're talking to the wrong person.

Kris Jenner

#8. I guess if I get a little weird about something that isn't the way I want it, and I complain, then it's called controlling.

Kris Jenner

#9. I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.

Nicolas Cage

#10. I've actually trademarked the term 'Momager,' which is what I am.

Kris Jenner

#11. I raised my kids kind of old-fashioned - if you don't have something nice to say, then don't say it at all. I teach love, acceptance, and tolerance ... I sometimes think that this generation is lacking in decency.

Kris Jenner

#12. I would have benefited a lot from proper training. I could have done with a strong wake-up call about getting jobs.

Deirdre O'Kane

#13. Any scientist can testify that a dead ocean means a dead planet ... No national law, no national precautions can save the planet. The ocean, more than any other part of our planet, ... is a classic example of the absolute need for international global action.

Thor Heyerdahl

#14. It isn't as bad as you think it is. It all works out. Don't worry-I say that to myself every morning. it will all work out. If you do your best, it will all work out. Put your trist in God, and move forward with faith and confidence in the future.

Gordon B. Hinckley

#15. If one thinks that one is happy, that is enough to be happy.

Madame De La Fayette

#16. I'm dubious about having Social Security put into the stock market. I think that we have gotten very far away from the idea that there's something sacrosanct about retirement investments.

Ron Chernow

#17. If somebody says 'no', you're asking the wrong person".

Kris Jenner

#18. I'm supposed to be this musical genius and everything, but I can't really work the car seat that well.

Kris Jenner

#19. When reason fails, the devil helps!

Markus Zusak

#20. I'm strong enough and have a pretty thick skin, but when people go after my kids, I just hit block-delete, block-delete. It's my mantra.

Kris Jenner

#21. Government governed least is government governed best.

Thomas Jefferson

#22. My wife Kris and I enjoy keeping an active lifestyle, so it's hard to imagine what it would be like if breathing problems kept me from participating in the activities I love to do. But that's exactly what happens to many people who develop COPD, or chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

Caitlyn Jenner

#23. I've been married to Kris for 21 years, and there have always been rocky times. And it's nothing special.

Caitlyn Jenner

#24. I worry about my grandchildren because the Internet can be brutal.

Kris Jenner

#25. When my kids are happy, I am happy.

Kris Jenner

#26. When I was young, I loved shopping at a store on Rodeo Drive called Lina Lee. Shopping there made me feel so special.

Kris Jenner

#27. I love the creative process and being able to build something out of nothing.

Kris Jenner

#28. Costco is a passion. Costco is like a massage.

Kris Jenner

#29. My motivation is to be creative and have fun. You want to do something that keeps you on your toes the rest of your life and keeps you busy.

Kris Jenner

#30. A girl never knows when she might need a couple of diamonds at 10 o'clock in the morning.

Kris Jenner

#31. I am living my dream because I get to work with my kids and watch them find their happiness. It's so rewarding - we brainstorm around a conference table and have a really great time doing it.

Kris Jenner

#32. I have learned to be ready for anything - and be there for my kids. That's what life's all about.

Kris Jenner

#33. I like everything a certain way. I'm not somebody who can just lay back and let it happen ... And I think that's what's gotten me to where I am in life.

Kris Jenner

#34. It's just one day at a time. I love multi-tasking and I'm really organized and when you have a certain work ethic, which all the girls have, we all have that same thing going on.

Kris Jenner

#35. Some governments are prepared to give up elements of sovereignty to address the threat of global climate change.

Richard N. Haass

#36. You can't write your life story and leave out one of the most important things that happened to you in your life. I think that that would be dishonest, and it would be something people would be very angry about.

Kris Jenner

#37. There's a lot of people that have great ideas and dreams and whatnot, but unless you're willing to work really, really hard, and work for what you want, it's never going to happen.

Kris Jenner

#38. Science and art are only too often a superior kind of dope, possessing this advantage over booze and morphia: that they can be indulged in with a good conscience and with the conviction that, in the process of indulging, one is leading the higher life.

Aldous Huxley

#39. When you feel like something is really wrong, it's usually wrong

Kris Jenner

#40. He wanted his mother with the fiery need of a five-year-old lost at Disneyland.

J.P. Barnaby